I haven’t had a single minute to myself this weekend. With it being near Christmas my parents have been dragging me round various relatives to spread the misery or share the burden of their terrible disappointment.
A weekend just isn’t the same without an open thread or a Guardian wallchart. What is this mania for wallcharts the Guardian have? Can it be treated? Will it last much longer? I am not making this up but their latest wallchart is …oh God I can hardly bear to write this… of different types of Guardian readers. I wouldn’t mind but not one of them is anything like me. I feel excluded. This on top of their recent rejection of an article I wrote is a declaration of war as far as I’m concerned. I have long been baffled at their refusal to give me my own column and now this!
If the headline on tomorrows Guardian is ‘Clairwil-PISS OFF!’ I will not raise so much as an eyebrow in surprise.
Anyway unlike some, I am not an elitist snob, all are welcome below even if you’re not good enough for The Guardian. Lets have links to funny stuff, random chatter, amusing anecdotes, confessions of inappropriate drunken behaviour and anything else that might tickle the collective fancy.
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