Bloody hell! So much for lighthearted December. The thread below started well but the last time I checked it had descended to Muslims are ace v Muslims are Satan. Mr Sunny is going to be outraged when he returns. I shudder to think what horrible punishment he’ll subject you all to. So there.
Anyway in an effort to distract you all until the divine Miss Newton returns. I offer you Naomi Campbell. Let’s all give her a deafening round of applause for her latest achievement, namely the Plain English Campaign’s annual Foot in Mouth prize.
Frankly I was stunned it wasn’t some sort of servant beating award but life is full of surprises. Well at least mine is, what the builders left in my bathroom today being but one horrifying example. Anyway here is Ms Campbell’s award winning quote;
“I love England, especially the food. There’s nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta.”
Poor Naomi, blessed to be as statuesque and beautiful as Venus and cursed with the brain of a wilted houseplant and the social skills of a nightclub bouncer. So near yet so far.
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