The Melanie Phillips digested read


by Sunny
15th June, 2010 at 5:09 pm    

This is the funniest thing I’ve read on the Guardian in a long time:

hese falsehoods are presented as unchallengeable truths; in fact, they are anti-Semitic leftwing ideologies based on twisted evidence. We now live in a world of moral relativism where to believe in scientific inquiry or to be gay or a Muslim is socially acceptable. How can any right thinking person go along with this new age of Reason? The Enlightenment has a lot to answer for. Surely it must be apparent to even Richard Dawkins that he couldn’t have written the God Delusion without God’s help? Though obviously not the Muslim God because he doesn’t exist.

Secularism is the curse of modern life. If everyone went to Synagogue to thank the Intelligent Designer there would be no more conflict. Instead there is a global coalition of Muslims, environmentalists and vegetarians whose sole purpose is to destroy the state of Israel. The 9/11 attack on the World Trade Centre – co-ordinated by Osama bin Laden and George Monbiot – was nothing less than a dry run for a ram raid on the Burger King in central Tel Aviv.

And the thing is, it’s only a half-parody isn’t it? Phillips’ recent wheeze: A pre-pogrom atmosphere builds in the west.


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  1. sunny hundal

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    RT @sunny_hundal: Blog post:: The Melanie Phillips digested read http://bit.ly/91Bqwu




  1. Carl — on 15th June, 2010 at 5:11 pm  

    I read it, it wasn’t a digested read was it?

  2. earwicga — on 15th June, 2010 at 5:20 pm  

    It is brilliant!

  3. Rumbold — on 15th June, 2010 at 9:14 pm  

    This is very funny. It is sad to see how a once interesting columnist has deteriorated so much in the last few years.

  4. douglas clark — on 17th June, 2010 at 1:47 am  

    That is completely insane. I am a mere atheist. Why I am excluded from her rant, for that is what it seems to me it is, seems a particularily prejudiced piece of nonsense.

    We have to recognise that people are paying to read this shit.

    The world will close down before Mellanie Philips and Madeline Bunting stop getting a gig as journalists.

    That it is what they do.

    They talk shite, they get money for it, and, well, Bob’s your Uncle.

    It would take a huge turn off to either of them for any sanity to return to the news or mainstream news.

    But that would be the decision of a Newspaper Proprieter, and there is no evidence whatsoever that they are our very best friends, is there?

  5. Nicki — on 17th June, 2010 at 9:22 pm  

    argh, I thought that was real Phillips, never jump straight to the red text, argh

  6. mostly harmless — on 18th June, 2010 at 12:28 pm  

    I agree Sunny this was hilarious. Some people didn’t see it that way though, too busy having a hissy fit because their darling Mad (the mussies are coming) Mel was hard done by. Or maybe because they had laughed too much at the ‘We con the World’ song last week.

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