*wiggly fingers for added spookiness*
Mock me at your peril, Picklers, for tonight is the scaaaaaaaaaariest night of the year!
*more wiggly fingers*
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “Oh but Katy Halloween is the 31st October and today is the 28th October so actually it is Tuesday what is the scariest night of the year and tonight isn’t very scary at all so please put your wiggly fingers away for now, okay? Okay. Thanks. Thanks – no, that’s a wiggly finger – that’s better – good girl. Good. Okay? Good. Thanks.”
Well, you are half right. In fact, technically you are entirely right. But I am going to a Halloween party tonight, and I am going in fancy dress. And that is scary on many, many levels. Whereas on Tuesday I will probably not do anything particularly Halloweeny at all. So as far as I am concerned tonight is in fact the scariest night of the year, and I declare a special early Halloween celebration here on Pickled Politics to mark it.
Share with me your dastardly secrets and dark, doomy weekend plans, Picklers, and make sure you do wiggly fingers with it. They add atmosphere.
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