I got this random press release by email yesterday. I feel sorry for the people who have to write this tripe:
â€œThe 47% increase of violent crime in Slough makes a mockery of the Home Secretaryâ€™s crime policies,â€ says former US Navy Seal Tim Larkin.
Alan Johnson will be embarrassed by the figures from Slough, which were released earlier this month, when he launches his â€˜Anti-social behaviour and Tackling Knives Action Programmeâ€™ today.
Larkin, who is the creator of â€˜Target Focus Trainingâ€™ which teaches how to kill in four moves, held a two-day teaching forum in Slough last year and has vowed to return in September.
â€œThere is obviously still a huge job to be down in Slough and many other areas of Britain. Violent crime is obviously spiraling out of control,â€ said Larkin.
The Home Secretary is currently considering if he should be excluded entry to Britain under rules banning visitors who spread â€œviolent messagesâ€.
Larkin, from Las Vegas, believes British youngsters need to toughen up in face of escalating knife crime. He teaches that some violent situations require â€™a kill or be killedâ€™ mentality. â€œAn attacker with his windpipe swollen shut will drown in his own vomit,â€œ he commented.
What the fuck?? This guy is going to reduce violent crime?
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