Comments on: Muslims in MI5

By: Taj

Taj — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:01:09 +0000

I believe if Muslims did join MI5 it would be fraternising with the enemy. It’s fairly obvious that the police are targeting Muslims, and this should amount to harrassment, especially when intelligence is inaccurate. MI5 just want to use Muslims, to try and win the hearts of the community. I wanted to jion the police force years ago, but I’m glad I didn’t because I don’t trust them.

By: Sunny

Sunny — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 22:59:25 +0000

Cheers bananabrain – will do when the time arises.

By: bananabrain

bananabrain — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:44:41 +0000

hi sunny,

i’ve not actually met stephen shashou’a yet but he’s been pointed out to me as someone to get involved. and yes, he is iraqi, too and, yes, one of the thinktank’s headline initiatives will definitely be of interest to him. where’d you meet him?

if you’d like to talk to me offline about any of this stuff, of course, hopefully you know how to get hold of me now.

as for the post above, i frankly couldn’t be arsed to read all of it. seems to me it’s the usual rubbish – every terrorist attack is actually committed by rogue or undercover elements within the government or security services, presumably with the collaboration of the mossad, etc. as if the israelis haven’t got plenty to do without infiltrating the uk!

b’shalom

bananabrain

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 22:03:56 +0000

Mirax, are you sure you’re not interested in the Isle of Wight? Cowes Week, you know.

By: raz

raz — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 21:48:37 +0000

mirax,

“I was a god-obssessed drama queen”

Half that statement might still be true

“Have you tried atheism?”

If it pleased you, I’d try [b]anything[/b]

And anyway, given my predeliction for hentai, I think I’ve damned myself to hell several times over already

By: Don

Don — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 21:45:50 +0000

Damn, we have awoken the Silver Mongoose.

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 21:39:11 +0000

I knew I should have joined the counter conspiracy!

By: mirax

mirax — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 21:33:42 +0000

>Perhaps Mirax could share the Isle of Wight with Ravi

*sniffs*

Too late and too little.Even as I type this, the counter-conspiracy is gathering the kind of strength and numbers you puny amateurs can only dream about.

By: mirax

mirax — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 21:29:11 +0000

>Nah, that would be you becoming a Muslim

Raz, beleive it or not, I explored that option when I was 16! I was a god-obssessed drama queen at one point in my life and pretty openminded at looking at anything on offer.

But yes, I would find it inconceivable now to join ANY religion. I’ve given most of them a fair go. Have you tried atheism?

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 21:14:23 +0000

Perhaps Mirax could share the Isle of Wight with Ravi. It could be a teamwork exercise.

By: Don

Don — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 20:58:25 +0000

Aw, Mirax, hug hug,

Our reptillian overlords have a special entry route for trhe truly dedicated.

On the other hand, we have a vacancy for a nemesis.

By: raz

raz — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 20:54:53 +0000

“I made the biggest sacrifice of all”

Nah, that would be you becoming a Muslim

By: mirax

mirax — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 20:52:20 +0000

*sob* I am not in! After I made the biggest sacrifice of all; ain’t easy for us atheist types to convert and pretend belief in a non-existent deity you know… *sob*
I’ll get back at ya’ll! see if I don’t.

By: Don

Don — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 20:46:42 +0000

Certainly, El Cid. A little Iberian flourish lends a touch of class to these enterprises.

By: El Cid

El Cid — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 20:36:40 +0000

I have met people in the Opus Dei, wear a fake Lacoste and I work in the meeja. I’m well dodgy. Can I join?

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 20:35:31 +0000

*pats seat*

You’re in, Ravi. Come and sit here. We’ll start you off with the Isle of Wight and see how you get on with it.

By: Ravi4

Ravi4 — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 19:58:02 +0000

I’m not jewish and I’m not in the CIA. But I work for capitalists and one of my schoolteachers was a mason. can I join this conspiracy?

By: Don

Don — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 18:43:32 +0000

OK, we got ourselves a conspiracy. Sunny, can we get an introduction to your paymaster?

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 18:25:11 +0000

*bursts in*

Did someone ask for a Zionist? Who you gonna call?

*exchanges secret handshake with Don and bananabrain*

By: mirax

mirax — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:46:32 +0000

Don,

#93 ha ha! Will I qualify if I convert and become a Jew-ess?