Late weekend open sulking thread


by Sunny
4th June, 2006 at 6:57 pm    

Only so we can stop certain individuals *cough*Kismet hardy*cough* taking over other threads and talking about male genetalia. And Katy Newton encouraging him.


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  1. Katy Newton — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:01 pm  

    Man, I didn’t even get a cough!

    No one respects me. I demand that you rename this thread the weekend sulking thread.

  2. Vikrant — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:03 pm  

    yaay afterall we have a spanking new weekend open thread!

  3. Vikrant — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:04 pm  

    anyways look like my PP mates raz ‘n rohin arent here… i’m off…

  4. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:09 pm  

    It’s always about me isn’t it?

    Just because I don’t have a clue about poltics doesn’t mean I should be sent to the naughty corner to act out my own merry little dunce

    I have issues you know. Poltical ones and pickled one also

    My mother told me I could turn my cock to chutney by marinating it between the deputy leader of the bangladesh Jashod communist party’s buttocks

  5. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:13 pm  

    Vikrant, in answer to your question on the ‘serious’ thread (the one I’ve been bullied out of by the pinko fascists): ‘Kismet, whats pink and hard in the morn? guess…’

    My mother’s spare nipple, which I keep wrapped in the financial times crossword section which I bring out should someone mention cot death

  6. raz — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:15 pm  

    raz is down at the moment

    where’s mirax? i need a cuddle :(

  7. Vikrant — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:17 pm  

    @Kismet: ROFLMAO

    @raz: wazza matter dude, girl probs again?

  8. Sunny — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:18 pm  

    Errr.. ok it’s a sulking thread now :|

    I don’t think you want to me to caugh in your direction Katy. I sneezed in my cousin sister’s face once by accident. She didn’t appreciate it.

  9. Vikrant — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:19 pm  

    Ok now can anybody tell me whats the best way to dump a girlfriend… you see i’ll be doing this first time (usually its the other way round…)… I want to break free…

  10. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:23 pm  

    Make her dump you, dude. It’s horrible having to deal with the ‘why did he leave me’ and ‘what’s wrong with me’. Spare the poor girl the bollocks. But that doesn’t mean be a bastard. The object is for to say ‘Look, the thing is…’ rather than have her run off in tears and heartache.

    Just be useless.

    It works for me EVERY TIME

  11. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:24 pm  

    *even when I don’t want it to

  12. Katy Newton — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:24 pm  

    :-D at Sunny.

    I once had a client cough disgustingly in my face in the middle of a conference, after which he announced that he thought he might have TB.

  13. raz — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:25 pm  

    “Just be useless”

    seems to come naturally to me :(

    *raz sulks*

  14. Vikrant — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:27 pm  

    Umm… since shes blonde, maybe i should start cracking dumb-blonde jokes everyother second infront of her… thats the best i can come up with…. or i’ll probably email here ‘Bye Bye’ lyrics

  15. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:28 pm  

    Don’t knock useless. When you’ve got a steady girlfriend by tampering with her contraceptives to ensure she gets pregnant (twice to be on the safe side), she won’t be arsed to leave you. At this point, she’ll be thinking washing up needs to be done, house tidied and thinks fixed… but because you’re useless, she’d rather do it all herself.

    It’s the secret to happiness (although she will fuck the plumber)

  16. Katy Newton — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:29 pm  

    Vikrant, I would go for “It’s not you, it’s me.”

    Or maybe, “It’s not me, it’s you.”

  17. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:31 pm  

    Vikrant, if you must resort to blonde gags, just shag another blonde (her sister perchance?) and say: ‘sorry luv, you all look the same to me’

    Why not throw a blonde barmaid into the mix to make it a little bit more fun for everyone considered?

    Or just show her mum your cock

  18. Vikrant — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:32 pm  

    When you’ve got a steady girlfriend by tampering with her contraceptives

    erhm… ;-)

  19. Vikrant — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:41 pm  

    @kismet:lmao

    i’ve sick of blondes… hell their trivial talk take a toll on my braincells.

  20. Vikrant — on 4th June, 2006 at 7:43 pm  

    bah shes here…HEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

  21. Sunny — on 4th June, 2006 at 8:02 pm  

    Raz, why you so morose man?

    Katy, that’s just downright rude. My parents used to beat me if I so much as coughed without a hand in front of my mouth :(

  22. Don — on 4th June, 2006 at 8:17 pm  

    Vik,

    Crabs will do it every time. Or ask if she thinks her mum might be up for … nah, stop there.

    Does she have large brothers?

  23. bd — on 4th June, 2006 at 8:32 pm  

    elsewhere, Dr Abdul Bari, has been elected as the new leader of MCB.

  24. Katy Newton — on 4th June, 2006 at 8:46 pm  

    I am dying to know what’s happening with Vikrant and his possibly soon to be ex girlfriend. Sometimes PP is an emotional rollercoaster.

  25. Katy Newton — on 4th June, 2006 at 8:49 pm  

    Sunny, your parents were right, even if (as I suspect) you are not riddled with TB. Thanks to my mother, I only recently grew out of carrying a hanky in my sleeve, which can be murder if you forget to take it out before you put your top in the wash. And by the time you see those little flecks of tissue going round and round it’s too late and the wash must take its course.

  26. Sunny — on 4th June, 2006 at 8:59 pm  

    Katy – erm, a cotton hanky?

    bd – noooooooo! Well, people might as well kiss goodbye to the MCB now.

  27. Katy Newton — on 4th June, 2006 at 10:02 pm  

    No, a kleenex type tissue. You only keep it up there until you use it, you understand, and then you throw it away. But if you don’t use it and forget it’s there and then put your top in the washing machine, the entire wash ends up with flecks of tissue all over it which are difficult to remove…

    *trails off, realising that this may be the most boring comment she has ever posted ever*

  28. Nindy — on 4th June, 2006 at 10:14 pm  

    I was gonna buy bambi on dvd…

    but it was quite dear.

    God, that made me laugh.

    Finished with academia, now looking for a job…

    not a pretty picture for us creative types: you either get one by luck or your uncle jassi knows a man called raju who is best friends with Krishna Guru Mirthi’s hair stylist.

    not what you know, its who you know!

    tch.

  29. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 10:16 pm  

    No, no, Katy, not boring. It’s horny to hear you talk of kleenex

  30. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 10:18 pm  

    Niny, I have no idea

    Still no idea

    I’m hoping you know the joke. If you don’t then, well, you must just think I’m a bit of a twat

  31. Nindy — on 4th June, 2006 at 10:26 pm  

    not a twat, just a tad bit slow…

    niny?

    it’s nindy.

    bless.

  32. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 10:32 pm  

    Give me a minute…

  33. Nindy — on 4th June, 2006 at 10:32 pm  

    Vikrant -

    best way to get rid of a girl:

    get in her face. be cheesy. buy her chocs and teddies and read her shakespeare. say she’s the love of your life and you’ll die for her.

    if she still clings on, then yaar, you are fucked.

    bunny boiler.

  34. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 10:33 pm  

    Hang on…

  35. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 10:34 pm  

    What do you call a deer with no antlers?

    No idea!

    No that’s not right

  36. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 10:34 pm  

    So what exactly do you mean by ‘slow’?

  37. Old Pickler — on 4th June, 2006 at 10:59 pm  

    I want to hear more about K H’s cock. It sounds like a big subject.

    Katy (the other one, for Katy is my name too) said that it is a poster in its own right.

    It would be interesting if the cock got banned but KH didn’t. Then he’d have to choose between his politics and his pickler.

  38. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:02 pm  

    Old Pickler, you were the first person that spoke to me when I came on here under my real name and got ignored for not knowing my richard and groucho from my karl, and I could have sworn you were a chunky chap in his late fifties with cider-fuelled ruddy cheeks.

    Now that I gather you’re a woman, I’d really like to sleep with you.

    Fate?

    I think so

  39. Katy Newton — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:04 pm  

    Kismet!

    Your words of love mean nothing!

    *dashes glass of water in Kismet’s face*

    Did you set your blog up yet?

  40. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:07 pm  

    I want my blog to look just like yours so I’m going to need some time. I’d like to dress like you too. I want to be your Single Brown Male.

    Or not so single if Old Pickler says yes

    But baby, if she says no, it’s just you

    You complete me

  41. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:08 pm  

    PS. How do I get my name to have the blue thingy you’ve got?

  42. sonia — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:11 pm  

    you get yourself a blog then link to it.

    i must say kismet hardy’s a good nick – having your own blog will also mean you can say what you want!

    :-)

  43. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:13 pm  

    So Sonia, I’m quite fussy when it comes to girls. I don’t pass my willy around willy nilly, but I see from your blog that it’s optimised for firefox

    And that I am

  44. Old Pickler — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:18 pm  

    Now that I gather you’re a woman, I’d really like to sleep with you.

    Is that all it takes? Don’t we have to have shared interests and the same star sign?

    Would it be a threesome if your cock joined in?

  45. Katy Newton — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:20 pm  

    Once you’ve got your blog’s address you put it in the “website” box above the comments box and then everyone will run to see what Kismet Hardy is like in his own manor.

  46. sonia — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:23 pm  

    waiting with bated breath…

    my ‘friend’ indian capitalist has alerted me to one of his latest projects – rajamagazine.com

    ho ho

  47. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:28 pm  

    I put up a post but all it says is ‘test’

    This is what happens:

    I go into http://www.blogger.com

    It lets me click on my name

    And my post is there but I want it like how Katy has it when it’s all displayed and pretty

    How cruel can the hand of fate tug at your piles? A lonely nerd AND crap at computers

  48. sonia — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:30 pm  

    blogger’s crap – why are you going there! WOrdpress is the way to go – i think we need to have a little bit of propaganda round here – everyone on blogger please get off and try wordpress.

    you can get a hosted account in a flash..

  49. sonia — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:35 pm  

    best way to dump a girlfriend is to say just that, invent something along the lines of its not you its me if necessary. ignore previous advice on waiting for her to dump you – you’ll just waste precious time getting pissed off.

  50. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:36 pm  

    No. i want mine to look just like Katy’s.

  51. sonia — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:38 pm  

    nutter

  52. Katy Newton — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:38 pm  

    Kismet, your post is on there. I just found it from my site.

    I am still trying to think of a suitably amusing comment to add but it is definitely there.

  53. Katy Newton — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:40 pm  

    Sonia, is wordpress better?

  54. Kismet Hardy — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:42 pm  

    I come to Katy, Katy goes to Sonia

    It’s like my mum and aunt abdul all over again

  55. sonia — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:43 pm  

    Miles! i still have a blogger account – but obviously an open source platform is much better. anyway in terms of functionality, you can’t even really compare, blogger has hardly any functionality, and after Google bought it up – zilch zero nothing. try wordpress and see – you won’t regret it…:-) i just got myself a hosted wordpress and that’s so easy to use..

  56. sonia — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:43 pm  

    i bet kismet hardy’s a woman/…

    ;-)

  57. Kismet's cock — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:44 pm  

    I’ll have mine on wordpress then

  58. sonia — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:47 pm  

    aunt abdul indeedy… you ought to have a blog Robert swipe style..

  59. Amir — on 4th June, 2006 at 11:58 pm  

    Kismet Hardy is a ‘he’…??

    Seriously!

    Sorry to say this: But any bloke that spends that much time obsessing about the size of his manhood (or anyone else’s for that matter) is a ‘Grade A’ closet case. A few childish jokes and sneaky jibes are never out-of-place, but there’s a limit to how much shlong a guy can utter.

    And it’s also interesting to note the female-to-male ratio increase when ‘cock’ becomes part of the discourse! ;-)

  60. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:07 am  

    I resent that Amir, I resent that deeply. There’s nothing closet about my sexuality. I’m willing to fuck anything. Even you. Judging by your usual war & peace length posts, someone needs to stick a cock in your mouth

  61. Amir — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:12 am  

    Kismet Hardy – LOL

    What, you’d prefer I kept it short and sweet?
    No innuendo intended.

  62. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:14 am  

    Long words threaten me. Long things in general threaten me. I’ve been told to look into a chap called Freud but I find the way he depicts women truly revolting. He even made Kate Moss look rough in that painting.

    Innuendo always found…

    ;-)

  63. mirax — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:28 am  

    Vik, I thought the PP protocol for getting rid of girfriends was dumping them in the Thames? Pity rohin’s not around to advise.

  64. mirax — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:33 am  

    Kismet, there’s a bestiality thread on sepia mutiny. You’ll def pull somefink if you rush over right now.

  65. Old Pickler — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:34 am  

    I hate innuendo. If you spot a double entendre in anything you write, it’s best to whip it out straightaway.

  66. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:35 am  

    I really must work on my ‘more to me than big cocks and buggering cockerels’ image…

  67. raz — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:38 am  

    :(

  68. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:40 am  

    Don’t be down Raz. I’m a clown by profession (an unpaid one, I just put on the outfit and jump out of trees in dark parks for the love of my art). I’ll cheer you up. Tell uncle kismet what’s wrong. Sit on my knee

  69. Amir — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:40 am  

    Mirax,
    Are you a member of the Bahá’í community/faith?

    I apologise for a serious question on an un-serious thread… but I was just curious.

  70. Sunny — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:53 am  

    god, I have to get up at 8am tomorrow for the radio thingy… how depressing :(

  71. Amir — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:55 am  

    Mirax,
    I can recall a previous thread on Amir Taheri and I failed to acknowledge the Bahá’í as an oppressed minority,… and kinda’ felt guilty for not doing so. It was a momentary lapse of concentration.

    I frequently visit this Web site for news.

    It’s a good source of information for young ignoramuses such as myself [although, to be fair, the plight of the Bahá'í community is ignored by just about every media outlet… a fucking disgrace].

  72. raz — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:59 am  

    *sobs*

  73. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:02 am  

    (resists ‘who let the dogs out’ crack)

    Raz, don’t cry. Suckle uncle kismet

  74. Amir — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:03 am  

    Sunny,
    Who are you gonna demolish on radio tomorrow? Or is it a nice easy-going chat?

  75. Amir — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:05 am  

    Suckle uncle kismet

    That just sounds so, so, so wrong…

    BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT!

  76. Sid — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:08 am  

    You guys: get a room. ;-)

  77. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:10 am  

    OH DAD!

  78. Amir — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:14 am  

    This thread is beginning to sound like an episode of Graham Norton.

  79. Sid — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:15 am  

    Graham Norton is soooooo repressed.

  80. Amir — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:22 am  

    Graham Norton… gay?
    Eh?

  81. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:29 am  

    He may be a repressed heterosexual you know

    I live in brighton where there are lots of try-hard gays who, when no one’s looking, kiss the girls

    I’m not one of them, mind

    No

    really

  82. Amir — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:34 am  

    Brighton…

    Nice place, except for the gun crime.

    I used to live in Moss Side… so I know how it feels.

  83. Amir — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:39 am  

    Jeez… we’ve gone from cocks to guns. Will the phallo-centricity ever end?

  84. squared — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:40 am  

    Kismet Hardy’s a bloke?!

    Thank fudge. I was beginning to feel all sexually confused and stuff. :(

  85. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:45 am  

    There’s gun crime in brighton?!

    I thought they were just happy to see me

  86. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:50 am  

    ‘phallo-centricity’

    I like that.

    A long word I like.

    Must slip that into conversation. I wish i had someone to talk to other than my mother.

    hey squared, fancy a bit of phallo-centricity? Hm?

  87. Amir — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:52 am  

    Squared,
    On the question of masculinity and ‘manliness’, please read this book (or at least put it on your wishlist).

    It’s a great yarn, politically incorrect and very persuasive in its intellectual foray. Something to annoy just about every left-wing ‘progressive’.

    Harvey C. Mansfield is a Harvard Professor.

    Great book.

  88. MatGB — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:52 am  

    You lot are a filthy bunch really. Clean li’l me is all shocked and al. Honest.

    Sonia; disadvantage of WordPress is that you need a MySQL database, and if that gets corrupted you can have problems, as a few friends have found out. Blogger is also easier to tweak appearance wise. Both have different advantage. If I was setting up another one-person blog again, I’d go with WordPress, but for what I’ll now be using Blogger for, the new sites pretty much need it. The data being stored by Google, and not by dodgy hosting company X wot I got a cheap deal off also appeals.

    Kismet. Go into the blogger admin panel, click the template tab, and you should see a preview of what Katy’s got as an option, it’s one of the default templates, I think it’s called Son of Moto or TicTac. Mine is now so far gone that I’ve renamed it, it’s got elements from so many different templates I decided it was now close enough to being all my own work..

  89. Sunny — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:57 am  

    Hey Mat, are you still looking for that multi-user blog solution by the way? I think I may have the answer…

    added: Amir – a discussion about the video game, posted before this entry.

  90. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:57 am  

    Why MatGB. yours is fantastic!

    I feel so primitive

    I want one

  91. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:58 am  

    Sunny go to sleep! I thought you had an interview with the pope tomorrow morning. Go to sleep so I can, um, play

  92. Amir — on 5th June, 2006 at 1:59 am  

    MatGB – a fellow patriot.
    Smashing blog.
    Keep it up.

  93. mirax — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:10 am  

    Amir,
    I used to be a Bahai – years ago. I still have friends from the community but no special ties to the community as such. For the record, I am atheist (which is what I was at the point I became a Bahai, and I was always the one with the raised eyebrows at the back of the room while I was B.

    You are right in that the Bahais get little mention despite being Iran’s biggest religious minority and widely persecuted.

  94. mirax — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:12 am  

    ((((RAZZZ, poor baby, what’s happened to you?))))

  95. mirax — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:16 am  

    dunno how in hell anyone could have ever mistaken Kismet for a female…he gives off such manly vibes. Well I guess it takes a real woman to know, squared
    ;-)

  96. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 5:08 am  

    ‘manly vibes’

    Hear that, mother?

    M-A-N-L-Y

    Fuck me I’m hard

  97. Vikrant — on 5th June, 2006 at 9:10 am  

    Kismet man… from Brighton?? hmm… i was there like two weeks ago. I’m from neighbouring Surrey.

    As for the gf… i just couldnt bring myself to do it… anyways since i’ll be flying off to India for two months this saturday, i guess she’d eventually move on…

    @mirax: you were a Bahai? now thats a revelation… anyways next year i’m most probably headed to NUS… who knows i might meet you mirax auntie ;)

  98. sonia — on 5th June, 2006 at 10:58 am  

    hey Mat GB – blogger is easier to tweak appearance wise? easier for who? nonsense – you obviously haven’t tried all the WordPress themes and widgets to edit the header.

    sorry there’s no competition between Blogger and WordPress – none! this lovely blog is on WordPress..

  99. sonia — on 5th June, 2006 at 10:59 am  

    my god ive just had a look at MatGB’s blog – and he thinks it’s appearance is ‘good’ ???!!

  100. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 11:01 am  

    sonia has blog envy

  101. sonia — on 5th June, 2006 at 11:07 am  

    :-) do i? ive got about 6 blogs now so i doubt it! sounds more like your problem. i do have a problem with people who beef up Blogger.

  102. Jai — on 5th June, 2006 at 11:22 am  

    This has got to be the most outrageous thread I’ve ever read on PP ;)

    Kismet — I’ve replied to your post over on Sepia Mutiny, by the way.

  103. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 11:26 am  

    Ha! You said I’d be banned in a second

    Time to up the auntie

  104. sonia — on 5th June, 2006 at 11:30 am  

    outrageour my foot. i find lots of other things outrageous on PP = not this kind of fooling around which is minor.

  105. Jai — on 5th June, 2006 at 11:35 am  

    Kismet,

    Your jokes over on SM have been pretty mild so far (compared to your “nakhras” on PP), but I’m wondering how far you’d be able to push the boat out over there before you get a slap on the wrist.

    The SM crowd tend to be fairly well-behaved, but more risque stuff is usually tolerated as long as it’s funny (and not malicious).

    I’m actually sitting here shaking my head and laughing to myself, wondering what kind of “badmaashi bomb” you’re preparing to unleash on our unsuspecting American friends on SM…..

  106. Jai — on 5th June, 2006 at 11:38 am  

    I guess I probably shouldn’t use the word “bomb” on an Asian blog, not even as a joke.

    Ah well. Kismet, you’re probably going to get a midnight visit from the boys in blue now. Again.

    And by “boys in blue”, I don’t mean the “special best friends” you’ve been smuggling in past your parents’ bedroom. We’re not even going to start about the hamsters either.

  107. sonia — on 5th June, 2006 at 11:40 am  

    oh phooey Jai – let kismet be

  108. Rakhee — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:03 pm  

    Vikrant – come on, be a gentleman about it. At least tell her you’re it’s over (cleanly and simply) before you jump on a plane for two months!

  109. MatGB — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:06 pm  

    Sonia; didn’t say it was better looking, it’s easier to tweak. The corrent layout at NLE is entirely my own design. It needs finishing off, but overall it works. Blogger is easier to tweak and modify on the fly, Justin had a lot of trouble getting his to look right, and he’s good at design (I’m not).

    Sunny; for a variety of reasons, I ended up going with Blogger, main one being each ‘author’ then owns their own work, and if my host disappears, they can move everything to a blogspot easily. It’s ok at a basic level, I’ve got a designer doing the visual appearance right now, but the content is coming on nicely (geeky gaming stuff, but fun); I’ll be doing the same when I set up the voting subdomain, then we can start going somewhere.

  110. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:10 pm  

    Sonia, regarding your comment about my outrageous behaviour being a minor thing

    I don’t do minors

    Animals yes, minors no

    Miners, yes

    But more so because of their canaries

  111. Jai — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:13 pm  

    Kismet,

    I though it was the Welsh accent that did it for you.

    I hope this doesn’t get your goat. Boom boom.

    Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week.

  112. sonia — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:14 pm  

    kismet you are silly muggins thing – i did not specify th at it was you being outrageous – in fact i said quite the opposite.

  113. sonia — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:15 pm  

    what i often find outrageous about PP is the amount of racism floating about. you know – asians complaining about a racist environment then turning around and revealing how they’ve ended up becoming exactly what they accuse the ‘whites’ of.

    nothing to do with you or your comments which obviously rile some other folks..me i couldn’t give a damn..

  114. Jai — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:20 pm  

    Sonia,

    Kismet and I are both joking with each other (both here and over on the current thread on SM), as we have previously done repeatedly on other occasions.

    Sense the tone.

  115. sonia — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:22 pm  

    jai – sense your own tone

  116. mirax — on 5th June, 2006 at 12:53 pm  

    Vik, why do you want to waste valuable time at a joint like NUS for??? Come visit (I so want the chance to slap your face for calling me housewife heh) but NUS is fucking boring.

    kismet, yes you have to up the ante. I want to see the po-faced merkins go ballistic.

  117. raz — on 5th June, 2006 at 2:29 pm  

    sorry for all my pathetic whining. raz is a bit emotional at the moment :(

  118. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 2:32 pm  

    It’s not the weekend anymore Raz.

    Stop sulking.

    You never did suckle on my breasts.

    SULK!

    http://www.OneRuleForMe.com

  119. Vikrant — on 5th June, 2006 at 3:23 pm  

    Vik, why do you want to waste valuable time at a joint like NUS for???

    Actually my dad is based in JB. He reckons its a good college…. Meet u in an year at Orchid street.

  120. Vikrant — on 5th June, 2006 at 3:24 pm  

    raz,

    what happened dude? u sound as if your gf walked into you when you were watching most perveted hentai flick ever made.

  121. Jai — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:10 pm  

    Sonia,

    I have no idea what is going on in your own life right now but you seem to be determined to pick a fight with someone today. Following me over to Sepia Mutiny and submitting an entirely-inappropriate post “admonishing” me on a humorous thread there was bad enough, but you then followed it up with another insulting post directed at Abhi — one of SM’s founders — which was very dismissive in tone and, again, deliberately condescending towards him. You may have noticed that his father read that exchange too.

    If you are on a mission to alienate people for absolutely no reason then you are doing a great job. By all means, carry on if this is your intention, although you will certainly not get any response from me.

    However, if you’re deliberately misreading other people’s “tone” (which you have done several times today, and not just with regards to myself) in order to provoke a reaction or get attention, I suggest you look for another “target”. I have no time for someone who is trying to stir up trouble between other people doing nothing more than engaging in harmless banter between themselves, and certainly not someone who has no reservations about coldly insulting the founder members of PP’s transatlantic counterpart.

    Whatever is going on with you, it is not appropriate to take it out on complete strangers over the internet. Lay off the keyboard for a while if you need to clear your head.

  122. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:13 pm  

    Maybe she took the ‘go to SM and be offensive’ thing a bit literally…

  123. sonia — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:20 pm  

    i think you’re the one taking things too seriously jai – lighten up – im having a fab day :-) what’s so inappropriate on my comment on SM? and following people on the net is what the net’s about ..chill why don’t you.

  124. Vikrant — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:22 pm  

    2kismet; atlast i’ve come up with ONE innovation my generation gave to world. Pacifiers with X-tacy!

  125. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:28 pm  

    Pacifiers, freaky things that they were to see grown men suckling on them, hit the rave scene circa 1992.

    If that was you, matey, TAKE IT BACK!

  126. sonia — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:29 pm  

    and i’d say you’re doing a fair bit of misunderstanding other people’s tone as well!

    golly

  127. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:37 pm  

    Sonia, I’m sick to the teeth of your hidden digs. What did you mean by ‘other’ in your last comment? If you want to come out and call me an ‘adulterous haemophiliac goat herder that spies on old women being given baths in the multiple sclerosis clinic’ just come out and say it

    You should have sex with me to, perhaps, ease the pain

  128. Vikrant — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:39 pm  

    kismet dude you are totally hardcore.

  129. Vikrant — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:41 pm  

    anyways you are only one of two Bongs i’ve ever liked (in non-gay way)…

  130. Vikrant — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:44 pm  
  131. Jai — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:47 pm  

    Kismet,

    I’ve posted a few more messages to you on the animal-related thread over on SM.

    Come and have a go if you’re hard enough…..

    Er…..possibly a poor choice of words…..

  132. Kismet Hardy — on 5th June, 2006 at 4:59 pm  

    I got 15 out of 19 correct. Ha!

    The one with john turterro was bollocks

    I know my paedos. And they shall know me by the way I crack their skulls until their brain lies mincing next to them like so much tikka

    Jai, okay then. The bonuses of having no life…

    ;-)

  133. Vikrant — on 5th June, 2006 at 5:04 pm  

    darn i scored 13 on 19…

  134. Vikrant — on 5th June, 2006 at 5:09 pm  

    anyways dude, you should do a website like the one i showed you. Its author maddox is make tons of cash from various book offers hes got..

    check this and this

  135. Jai — on 5th June, 2006 at 5:09 pm  

    Kismet,

    Well, the SM guys seem to be requesting more snark on that thread, so I though you’d be the best man for the job ;)

    I’m afraid I can’t match your level of debauchery, so you should show ‘em how it’s done…..

  136. mirax — on 6th June, 2006 at 5:33 am  

    Kismet, doing anything special on Devil’s Day? It’s today!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5049516.stm

    Fundos in 23 countries are praying hard to avert calamity and it seems a bit sad to let them prayers all go to waste. I am all for adding meaning to loonies’ lives.

  137. mirax — on 6th June, 2006 at 6:23 am  

    http://today.reuters.com/news/ArticleNews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-06-05T133715Z_01_L05642927_RTRUKOC_0_US-UKRAINE-LION.xml

    Religious loons ought to be given free passes to zoos.Think of the benefits; zoo’s feeding bills dramatically reduced, free entertainment for the crowds and improvement of human genepool.

  138. sonia — on 6th June, 2006 at 10:08 am  

    good ideas mirax! oh yes it is 6-6-06 today!! the omen’s coming out isn’t it.

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