Let’s all laugh at the BNP


by Sunny
23rd May, 2006 at 3:32 am    

Because that is what they are here for. From the Barking and Dagenham Recorder:

Cllr Richard Barnbrook, leader of the council’s BNP party – now the official opposition – wanted to amend the council’s constitution to condemn discrimination against “the indigenous majority”.

But laughter broke out as only one of the 11 BNP councillors raised his hand to vote for the amendment. After the meeting, Cllr Barnbrook claimed the mistake had occurred because his party thought they were supposed to press buzzers to vote.

The B&D Recorder actually does a good job of harassing the BNP. Did anyone else catch the ‘BNP man made gay-porn film’ story? [hat tip: Nindy]

The new British National Party leader of Barking Council blamed the Barking & Dagenham Post’s revelation of him directing a “gay porn” film for him losing the general election last year.

The gay film story, broken a year ago by The Post, was picked up by the nationals last week following the local elections.

Oh and they can be quite forgetful too.


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  1. Captain Colin. — on 23rd May, 2006 at 9:23 am  

    Yes lets laugh at the BNP whilst we join them to help put the Great back in Great Britain.

    Join here: http://www.bnp.org.uk/

    BNP Making Britain better for the British!

    Have a nice day!

  2. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 9:25 am  

    ha ha. Imagine being led into greatness by someone called colin. ha ha. colin. ha ha.

    colin all the heroes

    ha ha.

    colin

  3. Katy Newton — on 23rd May, 2006 at 9:31 am  

    I understand the BNP councillors’ confusion. I have always thought that being in a councillors’ meeting must be very similar to an episode of Going for Gold.

  4. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 9:32 am  

    Turn around and fight for freedom
    You can hear the weasels screaming
    Colin all the zeroes
    They’re shooting off on brown boys

    (with apologies to It Bites)

  5. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 9:50 am  

    Barnbrook Mountain, anyone?

  6. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 10:26 am  

    How many BNP councillors does it take to change a lightbulb?

    12. One to stick his hand in the air and the other 11 to press the buzzer

  7. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 10:29 am  

    BNP have launched their own brand of underpants

    The National Y-Front

  8. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 10:31 am  

    Councillor Barnbrook has already began filming his next gay porn gangbang movie.

    Cum Batty 18

  9. Billy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 10:35 am  

    Isn’t Great Britain so called because it is the biggest island in the British Isles? (like Gran Canaria is the biggest Canary island) As far as I’m aware none of the other islands are due to overtake it in size so I think it’s still “Great”.

    I now have the theme tune of “Going for Gold” stuck in my head. Most annoying.

  10. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 10:39 am  

    The BNP are suing the Good Curry Guide for naming their search for the perfect roti…

    …The British National Chapatti

  11. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 10:43 am  

    Why did the BNP councillor raise his hands?

    He had a nazi rash under his armpit

  12. al — on 23rd May, 2006 at 10:43 am  

    There’s an interesting development in Blackburn, with ex-bnp member forming “England First Party” – they’ve won two councillors. Watch the PoliticsShow at lunch time today.

  13. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 10:46 am  

    Councillor Bambrook has been invited by the American fraternity of gay nazi porn to take part in a movie where he has two penises inserted into his anus at once. It makes him an honourary member of the

    Two Cocks Klan

  14. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 11:11 am  

    In an effort to get with the kids, the BNP have been trying to think up a catchy buzzword for their campaign

    Unfortunately, they couldn’t find the buzzer

  15. sonia — on 23rd May, 2006 at 11:13 am  

    yep its normal for a cllr to be late to a meeting – the party doesn’t seem to make a difference.

    let’s get something clear here – intelligent satire is one thing – but its pretty easy to descend into the same kind of crass comments that people accuse the racists of.

    and besides, its not very reflexive.

  16. Jay Singh — on 23rd May, 2006 at 11:14 am  

    hahaha

    twats

  17. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 11:17 am  

    Sonia, how do I get reflexive?

    Last I heard it was a lonely child waiting in the park in charge of finding treasure in the dark

    Anyhoo, back to laughing at the BNP…

    Why did the nazi scotsman cover himself in urine?

    Cos he was bein’ pee

  18. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 11:24 am  

    Why did the secret fascist lemonade drinker join the left?

    Because there’s no right for Whites

  19. Umm... — on 23rd May, 2006 at 11:28 am  

    ..how is this helpful, you sound as absurd as them. You arent the ones voting for them so you laughing at them will make no difference. You’ll have to condescend to fighting them over politics. The Labour party are busy making asses out of themselves on bigger issues (some sex scandals thrown in for good measure also lest we forget) and screwing up over little things, you know, that people would think they have a handle on. People are used to how crap politicians are. And Labour are doing this and on a higher platform than the Barking and Dagenham Gazette.

    Added to which the more people that turn up outside the council with ‘Urgh Stop the BNP Urgh Ug Ug’ signs arent helping, they sound as base as those they hate – and theyve been around for years with tehs ame old message and so far its had the effect of pushing those that vote for them into the BNPs arms. Look at France 3 million on the street to fight the FN in 98 and 2002 the FN come SECOND. It might make YOU feel better but once theyve a handle on the system who knows.

    Is this the best we can do?

  20. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 11:29 am  

    What do you call a BNP shoplifter showing remorse in the prison?

    Nick Grievin’

  21. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 11:31 am  

    Umm…

    The thread is titled ‘let’s all laugh at the BNP’

    I hear no laughter

    And I should know. I’ve been trying to crack a funny the best part of all morning and all I’ve got to show for it is tumbleweeds

  22. Jay Singh — on 23rd May, 2006 at 11:36 am  

    Kismet Hardy you didnt respond to my thread in your name on AIM chatting

  23. Jay Singh — on 23rd May, 2006 at 11:37 am  

    I’d market you as the Bangla Bernard Manning

  24. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 11:44 am  

    Jay, I missed the thread dude.

    But if you asked what I think you’ve been wanting to ask, then the answer is yes. I am single.

    And very lonely.

    Bangla Manning. I’m choked man. So is my chicken

    Very, very lonely, I may add

  25. Vikrant — on 23rd May, 2006 at 12:30 pm  

    Yes lets laugh at the BNP whilst we join them to help put the Great back in Great Britain.
    ….
    But laughter broke out as only one of the 11 BNP councillors raised his hand to vote for the amendment. After the meeting, Cllr Barnbrook claimed the mistake had occurred because his party thought they were supposed to press buzzers to vote.

    Now i see how the wankers are going to make us Great once again.

  26. Vikrant — on 23rd May, 2006 at 12:34 pm  

    BTW I always thought that their website was far to advanced for them. I bet they outsourced it to some Asian guy.

  27. Jai — on 23rd May, 2006 at 12:35 pm  

    Re: post #24

    I keep seeing that “I’m so Ronery” song from Team America – World Police…..

    ;)

  28. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 12:35 pm  

    Punchline: Great Brit Pain

    (insert crap joke here)

  29. Tanvir — on 23rd May, 2006 at 12:45 pm  

    Why dont we all apply to join the BNP? I bet we’d do a far better job and probably get more votes……few years time they’ll be protesting ‘reclaim our BNP’

  30. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 12:55 pm  

    I grew up supporting the BNP (the bangladesh national party). Imagine my surprise when I joined the one here to find the food was bland and blood pouring down my nose

  31. Sid — on 23rd May, 2006 at 1:11 pm  

    so only difference was the food.
    boom boom!

  32. Tanvir — on 23rd May, 2006 at 1:56 pm  

    hey kismet are you going to be voting for the ‘dhaner shish’ this time round?

  33. Rakhee — on 23rd May, 2006 at 1:56 pm  

    => Why dont we all apply to join the BNP?

    What a brilliant news story that would make! “British Asians join BNP to show them how it’s done”

  34. Jay Singh — on 23rd May, 2006 at 2:11 pm  

    I am a step ahead of you all as usual though, I wrote about this a couple of weeks ago in a post on my blog called Stupid Hilarious Fuckwits

    click her for more fun at the expense of morons

  35. Sunny — on 23rd May, 2006 at 2:31 pm  

    Someone else said that to me – join the BNP in large droves and see if they try and stop you on racial grounds. That would mess them up. Shall we do it?

  36. Jay Singh — on 23rd May, 2006 at 2:34 pm  

    Yeah there must be a law forbidding discrimination of membership on racial grounds and so if they refuse we can take them to court.

    Lets get Katy Newton to join as well because they hate Jews too.

  37. Tanvir — on 23rd May, 2006 at 2:37 pm  

    Well it would be fun joining them, but do we want to boost their pennies of funding into millions by Asians joining them?

  38. Rakhee — on 23rd May, 2006 at 2:55 pm  

    Yes, but they have membership regulation which may prove a prob:

    “The BNP’s website states all members must be of “British or kindred European ethnic descent”.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3896747.stm

  39. squared — on 23rd May, 2006 at 3:02 pm  

    Again, HAHAHAHA @ kismet! Hilarious stuff. :D

  40. JTS — on 23rd May, 2006 at 3:46 pm  

    >>there must be a law forbidding discrimination of membership on racial grounds and so if they refuse we can take them to court.>…they hate Jews too.>>
    The BNP has a Jewish councillor. How many Jewish (or non-Muslim councillors) does Respect have?

    >>I grew up supporting the BNP (the bangladesh national party). Imagine my surprise when I joined the one here to find the food was bland and blood pouring down my nose

  41. Ravi Naik — on 23rd May, 2006 at 4:05 pm  

    “Imagine my surprise when I joined the one here to find the food was bland and blood pouring down my nose”

    Nick Griffin has been quoted saying that he likes Indian food, except that he makes a point in finding a non-muslim restaurant. What a prick.

  42. Jay Singh — on 23rd May, 2006 at 4:17 pm  

    Ravi Naik

    Let’s hope those non Muslim Indian restauranteurs know what to do to his food before sending it out from the kitchen *a good clear of the throat and gargle* ;-)

  43. David T — on 23rd May, 2006 at 4:40 pm  

    Richard Barnbrook used to go out with Derek Jarman acolyte and White Witch from Narnia, Tilda Swinton

    (i.e. definitely gay)

    (no shame in that)

  44. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 4:43 pm  

    Tilda? As in the Indian rice company? Not just gay, but fake racist

  45. Sunny — on 23rd May, 2006 at 5:12 pm  

    Eewww.. go easy on your language Kismet, I’ve edited some stuff out.

  46. Kismet Hardy — on 23rd May, 2006 at 5:17 pm  

    Sorry. I forgot enoch powell was a dirty word

  47. sonia — on 23rd May, 2006 at 5:23 pm  

    why not join the BNP. if anything’s clear they aren’t the only racists around!

    ha.

  48. sonia — on 23rd May, 2006 at 5:23 pm  

    “outsourced to some asian guy”

  49. Katy Newton — on 23rd May, 2006 at 5:33 pm  

    They have Jews already, Jay. I MUST be original if I am to be creative.

  50. Katy Newton — on 23rd May, 2006 at 5:34 pm  

    But it would be quite funny.

    “Immigrants! Bunch of scrounging bastards! Sorry, Grandma!”

  51. David T — on 23rd May, 2006 at 5:43 pm  

    This is the problem the BNP has, though.

    With the Cameroonian shift to the centre ground, there is a space in British politics for an anti-European, little Englander, “houses for the children of locals” party – one that is a little bit racist, but not too bad. It could be UKIP – but they’ve not really made the breakthrough they should have.

    It can’t be the BNP, though, because the timeservers in the BNP are blood and soil ideologues, who are immersed in weird pseudoscientific race theories, that mark them out as ‘tin foil hat’ types to most people.

    They have the same sort of handicap that the SWP has. They think they’re speaking with the voice of the People. But actually, they just come across as weird.

    Griffin, to his credit, has tried to tackle the ‘weird’ factor. He has failed, ultimately, for that reason. He also doesn’t want to win power badly enough to do a Fini and sacrifice the core beliefs for it.

  52. Sunny — on 23rd May, 2006 at 8:17 pm  

    why not join the BNP. if anything’s clear they aren’t the only racists around!

    How true is that. Most Asians complaining about racism need to STFU unless they first deal with their own racism.

  53. SajiniW — on 25th May, 2006 at 3:22 pm  

    http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/mail/news/page.cfm?objectid=17084891&method=full&siteid=50002

    If this is the master race; I don’t have much hope for everyone else

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