Comments on: Move along

By: Clairwil

Clairwil — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 23:48:54 +0000

Rumbold,
Mercifully Cllr Kelly is nothing to do with Glasgow. He’s a Paisley Buddy. As my old grannie used to say ‘did anything good ever come out of Paisley?’.

By: redpesto

redpesto — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:21:22 +0000

As the Jedi Master Inspector ‘Yoda’ Truscott would doubtless say: ‘Nicked you f***ing are, me old beauty’*

*With apologies to Joe Orton

By: dave bones

dave bones — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 08:06:27 +0000

We used to try and jedi Police on demos sometimes. I never got it to work. It worked with the Police in Goa for some reason and they are supposed to have much more of a reputation for the dark side.

By: Andy Gilmour

Andy Gilmour — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:56:40 +0000

Heh!

Bet there are some in Edinburgh, too – and there was a prophecy hidden in the old tongue-twister:

“The Leith Police dis-sith-eth us”…??

(oh dear….apologies for that)

By: soru

soru — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:31:31 +0000

Imagine if we had a police force you could trust to carry a weapon that could cut through solid steel without them ever using it in anger.

Maybe they could fit some smart sensors in handles of police batons. Make them glow an evil red if they get swung too fast by someone with a elevated heart rate…

By: dave bones

dave bones — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:12:33 +0000

We’ve got a few of them then. There is hope yet.. Episode 4 A New Hope maybe Maybe they can be turned from the dark side..

By: Amrit

Amrit — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:14:02 +0000

Hilarious. Or terrifying? The last thing the world needs is another religious conflict…

By: pickles

pickles — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:01:15 +0000

New blog post: Move along http://www.pickledpolitics.com/archives/4266