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    Friday caption contest (cow version)


    by Sunny on 16th January, 2009 at 4:49 pm    

    (From the Guardian, which reports on David Miliband spending the night in a hut.)
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    What’s he up to?



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    1. hermes — on 16th January, 2009 at 5:05 pm  

      ‘Oh shit…i don’t want steak for dinner’

    2. Red Threads — on 16th January, 2009 at 5:05 pm  

      “Oh god, not another foreign dignatry …”

    3. Leon — on 16th January, 2009 at 5:09 pm  

      He thinks he’s one of the Three Wise Men, unfortunately:

      1) He’s not
      2) He’s over 2000 years late

    4. Sunny — on 16th January, 2009 at 5:12 pm  

      Maybe he’s going to milk the cow!

    5. Anton Vowl — on 16th January, 2009 at 5:32 pm  

      Blimey, the sun really does shine out of his arse.

    6. chairwoman — on 16th January, 2009 at 5:32 pm  

      Having failed to disappear up his own backside, he’s trying someones else’s.

    7. Jai — on 16th January, 2009 at 5:34 pm  

      “David Miliband enters Citigroup’s newly downsized British headquarters”.

    8. Jai — on 16th January, 2009 at 5:36 pm  

      “David Miliband finds that the Celebrity Big Brother house in post-credit crunch Britain isn’t quite what he’d expected”.

    9. Jai — on 16th January, 2009 at 5:44 pm  

      “Noticing David Miliband holding a pair of ‘milking gloves’, Osama realised that his cunning disguise probably wasn’t such a good idea after all”.

    10. Sid — on 16th January, 2009 at 6:07 pm  

      David Milliband in Smiths tune remake video:
      “Some cows are bigger than udders”

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxaBnh-pKi0

    11. persephone — on 16th January, 2009 at 6:17 pm  

      Govt trade mission to garner ideas for environmentally friendly affordable housing

    12. persephone — on 16th January, 2009 at 6:28 pm  

      Milliband:

      ” Were is she? The blind date advert in Times of India said she had velvet brown eyes, very fair skin, was docile with hair down to her tail & lived alone in her own home…”

    13. Rayyan — on 16th January, 2009 at 6:55 pm  

      “I’m sure I left my spine in here somewhere…”

      or

      “With the war on terror officially over, young David turned to other pursuits to pass the time”

    14. tim — on 16th January, 2009 at 7:07 pm  

      “How many times do I have to tell you -
      Ed’s the one monitoring methane emissions”

    15. Leon — on 16th January, 2009 at 7:30 pm  

      “David wasn’t impressed his request for something white and creamy resulted in a free cow.”

    16. Kismet Hardy — on 16th January, 2009 at 7:56 pm  

      Bloody hell, Pizza Hut’s really has gone down the pan…

    17. persephone — on 16th January, 2009 at 8:01 pm  

      These cuts on politicians expenses are really too much

    18. platinum786 — on 16th January, 2009 at 8:30 pm  

      I rate him for doing it. It was a publicity stunt (with one eye on the labour leadership), but a lot of people wouldn’t have done it.

    19. squanderer — on 16th January, 2009 at 10:14 pm  

      Cash cow. This’ll certify the Labour leadership…

    20. Sunny — on 16th January, 2009 at 10:32 pm  

      ha ha!

    21. BenSix — on 16th January, 2009 at 10:40 pm  

      Miliband prepares Labour’s annual farm subsidy.

    22. persephone — on 16th January, 2009 at 10:50 pm  

      Erh …. excuse me Mr Blair, Gordon says to tell you that there is room at No 10

      … and I come bearing gifts for Cherie - a YSL pashmina in this seasons must have grey

    23. persephone — on 16th January, 2009 at 10:59 pm  

      .

    24. Anas — on 16th January, 2009 at 11:05 pm  

      Miliband goes for the Hindu vote.

    25. Leon — on 16th January, 2009 at 11:10 pm  

      “I’ve never shat in front of a cow before!”

    26. Andy Gilmour — on 16th January, 2009 at 11:36 pm  

      Sorry, I feel strangely compelled to add(the entirely unoriginal and bleedin’ obvious):

      Cow: “Bugger. There goes the neighbourhood!”

      apologies.

    27. dave bones — on 17th January, 2009 at 1:28 pm  

      I quite like this. Milliband is so Blair he almost has the same body language. Still I find something about this to be positive.

    28. blah — on 17th January, 2009 at 1:29 pm  

      “Vote Labour

      please”

    29. Shamit — on 17th January, 2009 at 3:08 pm  

      “David Miliband enters Citigroup’s newly downsized British headquarters”.

      “With the war on terror officially over, young David turned to other pursuits to pass the time”

      “David wasn’t impressed his request for something white and creamy resulted in a free cow.”

      My top three on this thread.

    30. Chas Newkey-Burden — on 17th January, 2009 at 3:37 pm  

      “Oh look there’s some shit. Like what I talk about the war on terror!”

    31. blah — on 17th January, 2009 at 4:10 pm  

      “Oh look its Chas Newkey-Burden - the guy who wants people to send message of support to IDF soldiers and who according to Private Eye was exposed posting positive reviews of his own books on Amazon- he likes Mel Phillips and believes all Palestinians are terrorists to be killed and all who oppose Israelis barbarities are anti-semitic”

    32. Anas — on 17th January, 2009 at 7:22 pm  

      The cow has a look that says “where the fuck do you think you’re going”.

    33. Anas — on 17th January, 2009 at 10:09 pm  

      The cow says: “aren’t there enough steaming pieces of shit in here already?”

    34. Jai — on 18th January, 2009 at 11:26 am  

      Persephone bahenji:

      ” Were is she? The blind date advert in Times of India said she had velvet brown eyes, very fair skin, was docile with hair down to her tail & lived alone in her own home…”

      Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant :)

    35. persephone — on 19th January, 2009 at 6:34 pm  

      Jai, aw shucks thanks



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