Although this is a political blog, Nosemonkey has tagged me (grrrr…) and therefore I must oblige with this useless list of things….

Seven Things To Do Before I Die
1. Own a house with a jacuzzi
2. Take over the world
3. Learn to drive
4. Start doing meditation
5. Have a threesome
6. Buy a tropical island.
7. Take over the world

Seven Things I Cannot Do
1. Eat meat willingly
2. Call myself a conservative
3. Go a day without thinking of sex
4. Avoid being cynical
5. Bring myself to appreciate G W Bush
6. Go to sleep early
7. Get up early

Seven Things That Attract Me to… Megalomania
1. It keeps you busy
2. It keeps you insane
3. Scares people
4. Keeps you away from drugs (no time dammit!)
5. You can never say “I’ve done all I wanted to”
6. After a while you forget why you’re so power hungry
7. Makes the world a nicer place

Seven Things I Say
1. Balls!
2. Oh crap, I’m late
3. Yeah yeah yeah!
4. Enough talking, let’s just fuck
5. Fuck that shit!
6. No seriously, I’m vegetarian…
7. Jeeeezus!

Seven Books That I Love (in no order)
1. The Feeling Buddha – David Brazier
2. No Logo – Naomi Klein
3. The Dice Man – Luke Rhinehart
4. The man who mistook his wife for a hat – Oliver Sacks
5. Gem in the Lotus – Abraham Eraly
6. A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
7. Arrows of a Blue Skinned God – Jonah Blank

Seven Movies That I’ve Loved (no order)
1. Fight Club
2. Ichi the Killer
3. Hero (Chinese version, not Indian)
4. Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
5. Sholay
6. The Big Lebowski
7. Very Bad Things

Seven People To Tag
1. BBCD
2. Neha
3. Gawker
4. Robin Grant
5. Leslie
6. Postman Patel
7. Sonia