This list-mania is out of control…

by Sunny
26th January, 2006 at 3:47 am    

Although this is a political blog, Nosemonkey has tagged me (grrrr…) and therefore I must oblige with this useless list of things….

Seven Things To Do Before I Die
1. Own a house with a jacuzzi
2. Take over the world
3. Learn to drive
4. Start doing meditation
5. Have a threesome
6. Buy a tropical island.
7. Take over the world

Seven Things I Cannot Do
1. Eat meat willingly
2. Call myself a conservative
3. Go a day without thinking of sex
4. Avoid being cynical
5. Bring myself to appreciate G W Bush
6. Go to sleep early
7. Get up early

Seven Things That Attract Me to… Megalomania
1. It keeps you busy
2. It keeps you insane
3. Scares people
4. Keeps you away from drugs (no time dammit!)
5. You can never say “I’ve done all I wanted to”
6. After a while you forget why you’re so power hungry
7. Makes the world a nicer place

Seven Things I Say
1. Balls!
2. Oh crap, I’m late
3. Yeah yeah yeah!
4. Enough talking, let’s just fuck
5. Fuck that shit!
6. No seriously, I’m vegetarian…
7. Jeeeezus!

Seven Books That I Love (in no order)
1. The Feeling Buddha – David Brazier
2. No Logo – Naomi Klein
3. The Dice Man – Luke Rhinehart
4. The man who mistook his wife for a hat – Oliver Sacks
5. Gem in the Lotus – Abraham Eraly
6. A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
7. Arrows of a Blue Skinned God – Jonah Blank

Seven Movies That I’ve Loved (no order)
1. Fight Club
2. Ichi the Killer
3. Hero (Chinese version, not Indian)
4. Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
5. Sholay
6. The Big Lebowski
7. Very Bad Things

Seven People To Tag
2. Neha
3. Gawker
4. Robin Grant
5. Leslie
6. Postman Patel
7. Sonia

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  1. kismet hardy — on 26th January, 2006 at 1:33 pm  

    put my poems up you whore

  2. Rohin — on 26th January, 2006 at 2:36 pm  

    Excellent, I escaped.

    But Sunny, what’s with ‘Things I say’:

    “Enough talking, let’s just fuck”

    Haha! You wannabe playa!

    And Sunny can’t drive. And DDLJ is in his top 7! Hey everybody, laugh at Sunny. Hohoho!

    OK enough talking, let’s drive.

  3. Sunny — on 26th January, 2006 at 2:43 pm  

    Bastards. I knew it was a bad idea to do this list at 4am when I’d just had some anti-biotics.

    And kismet – I know sometimes we have some appalingly bad content on here, but I don’t want to take the piss :P

  4. kismet hardy — on 26th January, 2006 at 2:45 pm  

    why I oughtta…

    Took me days. Days I tell yer.

    Can I put them up here anyway?

    I hate you

  5. Sunny — on 26th January, 2006 at 11:24 pm  

    Errr.. yeah you’re welcome to post up the poem on this thread. If you really want to :|

  6. jamal — on 26th January, 2006 at 11:34 pm  

    first 3 movies. great taste there ;)

  7. Sunny — on 27th January, 2006 at 1:31 am  

    I hope you’re not cussing DDLJ ;)

  8. RDRR — on 27th January, 2006 at 6:15 pm  

    Hey hey, you finally admitted to meglomania!


  9. sonia — on 28th January, 2006 at 2:09 pm  

    ooh! just saw this. goodness now i’ll have to think..

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