It was trying to find the whale-way Station!

I’m highly bored too, work is jus too tedious!

He didn’t last long indicating that creatures of God are not suited for HELLLLL.

It was a SIGNNNNNNN; FOR US TO BREAK FREEEEEE.

I fhe has stayed alive just a few more days, people would have been dancing along the side of the Thames with daisy chains in their hair holding hands – Jews from Golders Green with Arabs from Bayswater, BNP from Bermondsey with African-Caribbeans from Brixton, Sikhs from Southall with Pakistanis from Ilford, it would have been so beautiful, oh the whale he came to make us see the love!

Hey if a man can’t tease and wind up his sister, what is the point of having a sister?

I have been inspired to write a poem about the whale.

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Oh Whale!

(by Jay Singh)

You came, you saw, you died.
We ran, we tried, we cried.

London was evil and cruel until you came.
A horrible city full of love and pain.
Suicide bombers and muggings, late trains.
The whole of London was crazy, insane.

But then you swam up the River Thames,
Made us so excited we almost got the bends.
Even the most fashinable people saw new trends,
When the whale came we all said ‘Whale please forgive us our sins’

Now you are gone and we are alone.
London is no more a very nice home.
Whale you made us love each other.
You are the greatest thing, giving love like a mother.

How we will go one without you I dont know?
You blessed us with your happiness like winters snow.
When you were dying we all said ‘No! Dont go!’
But your soul departed and now we cry in slow-mo.

We can make it better, a better world, you never know!
Even when you are being eaten as meat in Tokyo,
We will never forget you for visiting us, oh no,
We love you forever, it is a heavy blow.

But you inspired us all from London to Devon
And now you rest in peace with dolphin angels
In Whale Heaven.

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Dedicated to the whale who died – he changed our lives, London will never be the same again.

Matey, i think it’s us females we tend to get emotional.
Whales are intelligent, but that lil’ got lost!
So what is if the cutie-whale wasn’t not the most geographical acknowledgable whale.
RIP whale.
x

I wanted to do that.

Londoners get turned on by anything.
We got such boring ass miserable lives that a freaking whale brings london together.

Maybe what londoners are trying to say is that WE HATE OUR LIVESSSSSSS; HELP USSSSSS.

There was a whale in London

*skips around*

We are saved we are saved!

*hands flowers to everyone*

We are Londoners but the whale came to save us and now there’s unity and love everywhere!

*makes daisy chains*

The whale taught us to love each other hooray!

She said I was insensitive and heartless and I said, at least I’m not a beached whale – cant have been very intelligent if he gets lost up the Thames.

Bunch of fisherman on a boat in the ocean, fishing for fish im assuming.
2 whales show up; they weren’t bothering the fisherman they were just swimming around.
One fisherman then due whatever reason (money) shot a harpoon at the whale and injured it.
And then tried to reel it in with the equipment they had which didn’t quite work.
In the mean time the other whale attacked thier boat, so the fisherman decided maybe time to go.

The injured whale stuck its head out before they left and caught a glimpse of his attacker and made a mental note of it for the future.

1 yr later the evil fisherman is at some docks somewhere in a country.
Hes minding his own business with his children when they see 2 whales show up in the waters.
Most strange for those parts of water near the docks but it was the injured whale after several months of gruelling physical training.
He came and swallowed the evil man, revenge had been fulfilled.

Maybe the whale in question was coming to look for revenge.

Now the other whales like crying at this point