Ooooh I have a stalker!


by Sunny
21st June, 2008 at 9:21 pm    

Exciting news folks, I have an internet stalker! Usually I get religious nut-jobs annoying me by setting up blogs… or sometimes facebook groups.

This blogger called Will… actually he’s less of a blogger and more like a crack addict who has a blog, is going around everywhere posting:
“It’s time for brown people to switch to Tory”
-Sunny Hundal, 16 June 2008

See this exampleand here… and David notices it here.

Oh and he’s also taken to obsessively photo-shopping my picture, and that of CIF writer Conor Foley, on to other images. Maybe its something about the “brown” bit that gets his rocks off. Or is “metrosexual” new code for something? Who knows eh…. these nutjobs are hard to decipher.

We do know however that he also regularly goes on to blogs and advocates killing people, blowing them up and the rest. Oh, and he also has a penchant for calling women journalists he doesn’t like “whores”. Make of that what you want.

I can only assume that if the crackhead had my home address he’d be outside with binoculars and a long coat with his hand moving inside rather furtively.

I haven’t been internet stalked for a while now.

Update 1
There’s tons of amusing threads about “Will” that are turning up. For a start, see this.
And see this

Oh, and if anyone has more information about him, please let me know.

Update 2
So, I now know his real name does not include ‘Will’. If anyone has more, do let me know.


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  1. Ravi Naik — on 21st June, 2008 at 9:44 pm  

    “I can only assume that if the crackhead had my home address he’d be outside with binoculars and a long coat with his hand movng inside rather furtively.

    Its exciting!”

    Uhm… somehow that didn’t come out quite right…

  2. Sunny — on 21st June, 2008 at 9:52 pm  

    Hah!
    Ok, clearly it wouldn’t be exciting having him there jacking himself off(post amended), but its funny to see nutjobs take what I write so seriously.

  3. ORDOVICIUS — on 21st June, 2008 at 10:20 pm  

    I don’t know what’s sadder: being an internet stalker or boasting about having one

  4. Sunny — on 21st June, 2008 at 10:34 pm  

    Oh I love internet stalkers. I’ve had so many… that after a while I find the best thing to do is laugh at them. Hey, I joined my own facebook hate group.

  5. Exile — on 22nd June, 2008 at 12:01 am  

    Want to hear a funny story? Sit back and make yourself comfy…

    A couple of years ago Will decided that I was some prime spaz that he could say what he liked about. He posted a comment at, I think, Dave Osler’s blog to the effect that he wanted to put a bullet in my head.

    Now every six months or so when I have to travel over to the UK I leave a little message on this mong’s site telling him my travel plans and how to get in touch with me when I am in London.

    You will find this hard to believe, but never has he taken up my invitation to have a chat.

    There you go. Just a gobby little coward.

  6. Mercader's Ghost — on 22nd June, 2008 at 2:20 am  

    Here’s a suggestion for the Drink-Soaked Trots (or whoever is now left of them!) if they are looking for a new name for their once excellent but now festering blog:

    “Ever diminishing circles”

    subtitle:

    “We’re so up our own arses, and that.”

    If Gadgie, Szirtes, Shuggy and the other good writers for the Trots wish to take action, then I can recommend a most excellent tool.

    Ramón

  7. Exile — on 22nd June, 2008 at 4:56 am  

    You are making a mistake, by deleting comments, but it’s your blog.

    It is a mistake because it makes you look weak, as if you are not up for the ruck. OK, we are all sitting behind keyboards, but how Will learned to mind his manners around me was when he learned that I do spend a good amount of time in the UK.

    That was when he dropped his arse. You can’t make ‘em do that if you run away from the electronic conflict.

    Goodnight mate

  8. Sunny — on 22nd June, 2008 at 5:10 am  

    I’ll deal with it in my own way.

  9. wardytron — on 22nd June, 2008 at 9:39 pm  

    Sunny, my advice is ignore him. I have previous with Will, and it’s really not worth having anything to do with him.

  10. Sid — on 22nd June, 2008 at 10:36 pm  

    So you’re being misrepresented on other blogs by a silly cunt? Well this *is* blogging and I have a sneaking suspicion that this is as good as it gets.

  11. marvin — on 22nd June, 2008 at 10:48 pm  
  12. Narinder Purba — on 23rd June, 2008 at 12:14 am  

    For the last year I’ve spent most my time keeping to traditional media… I find that the internet, as liberating and insightful and forward-thinking medium as it is, is in fact an outlet for most people to vent their speen – of course a democratic right – without any kind of real insight or knowledge about the subject they’re giving their greivance to.

    Thus as exemplified as above, you get what is basically a bitch fist, a virtual manifestation of adolesecent immaturity through the WWW. People who think they matter get excited about the drama on the web and it’s just pure bullshit. I’m a journalist, and I’d still rather read folk who make actual hardcopy than the people who saturate the web. Everyone talked about blogging and social networking as the revolutionary medium, in fact, it’s just given a space empty conversation to exist…

    Not that it matters, because the conversation outside of the internet is just as alive as it was when the print presses start churning out bags of newspapers, and thankfully, no one really gives a shit what joe blogs thinks about politics.

  13. Sunny — on 23rd June, 2008 at 2:32 am  

    wardytron, with all due respect – I’ve been doing that for a while now. The crack head loon is now just obsessed with me and Conor Foley. Its easy for some to ignore obsessesives because their real names are not out there. Once I find out his name, this saga will be over.

  14. Exile — on 23rd June, 2008 at 5:40 am  

    Sunny,

    A couple of things that might cheer you up:

    1. He’s a coward. I always let him know when I am in the UK and he always vanishes. He’s not going to do you any harm as he hasn’t got the bottle.

    2. He has never even used his usual screen name when he goes up against me around the web. He likes to invent new ones, not realising that his style is hard to miss. Like I said a real coward.

    For the first time ever I have to agree with Wardytron. By all accounts Will is an alky and he will soon go off on another bender. When he sobers up enough to start ranting again, you will find that you only get his attention two or three times a year. Like me.

    Which is a pity for me, ‘cos I do enjoy all types of conflict. As things stand this alky is the only game in town for me at the moment. Well, that and Frances, his former boyfriend.

  15. Desi Italiana — on 23rd June, 2008 at 6:44 am  

    Sunny:

    “Exciting news folks, I have an internet stalker!”

    What, another stalker besides me? Since I have competition, I think I need to turn the stalking up a notch more.

  16. wardytron — on 23rd June, 2008 at 10:45 am  

    Isn’t it lovely that we can all bond like this.

  17. QuestionThat — on 23rd June, 2008 at 3:58 pm  

    He took a shine to me last month.

    Also see this post.

  18. Exile — on 23rd June, 2008 at 4:18 pm  

    Yeah, wonderful.

    I wouldn’t mind but all we are talking about here is some alky and his bumboy boyfriend who have had a lovers’ spat. Why don’t we just all chip in and buy Willy another bottle? Then maybe Frances will be able to crawl back up where he obviously feels most happy and the rest of us can get in with our lives.

    Still, look on the bright side. Sunny’s vote Tory point obviously hit the right note and got the alky all twitchy. Always nice to get the toy-town Bolsheviks all worked up.

  19. Don — on 23rd June, 2008 at 4:27 pm  

    bumboy?

  20. Stevo — on 23rd June, 2008 at 4:49 pm  

    Bumboy, indeed.

    Lovely people your chumming up with Sunny.

    Exile again:

    “It’s also not the point that back in early spring of this year I was glugging beer with some old friends in London and the conversation turned to matters horizontal. To be fair it almost always does when I am around as I just have that effect on people. Anyway, one of my drinking companions leaned forward and told us all about a “front bench Tory” who was engaged in a leg-over situation with “some darkie” . . . All that aside, I don’t rate the Dave and Shami tale all that highly on the veracity scale. It may be just me, but when so much easy tottie is being laid on what senior figure in his right mind would waste time on this overweight female? Besides, her tits look scrawny to me. You could sought of imagine her getting fucked, I suppose, but then fucked off immediately afterwards. Sorry, but I don’t buy the hearts and flowers angle.”

    Classy allies you’ve got.

  21. Larry Teabag — on 23rd June, 2008 at 5:04 pm  

    Lovely people your chumming up with Sunny.

    What bullshit is this?

    Everyone from Max Mosley to George Galloway should be able to recognize a washed out wreck when they see one. Agreeing that a cunt is a cunt hardly constitutes two people being “allies”.

  22. Exile — on 23rd June, 2008 at 6:18 pm  

    Yes, I thought that would get the buggers a-squawking.

    Interesting the way in which these creatures never, but never, leave a screen name which leads me to think that it is one person whose name is Will, or legion… Or maybe Frances, still so very upset at his loss.

    Anybody know anything about MRC Medical Research Centre by the way? A visitor followed a link from here to The Exile at about 4.30BST. Twenty minutes before young Stevo did his cut and paste job.

    Sunny, I have no idea if this is little Willy, but I offer it up anyway. The law of averages dictates that there can’t be all that many webmongs around. And he confused “your” with “you’re” which is the sort of thing that an alky might do if he has his mind on the next bottle.

  23. Stevo — on 23rd June, 2008 at 6:37 pm  

    “webmongs” . . . “bumboys” . . .and “darkies”

    classy guy.

  24. Larry Teabag — on 23rd June, 2008 at 6:44 pm  

    Classy, and irrelevant.

  25. Is anti-racism now a shibboleth? — on 23rd June, 2008 at 7:20 pm  

    What’s with the selective comment deletion, Sunny? And does your allowing the comments of a racist and misogynist, contrary to the blog comments policy, mean that you see your enemy’s enemy as your friend? Does your hatred of Will go that deep? Let it go man, he’s not worth it.

  26. Exile — on 23rd June, 2008 at 7:37 pm  

    When did I use the word “darkies” my little mongish mate? I didn’t, did I? I was quoting someone.

    So why did you put that word in with two of mine? Reading comprehension a bit of a problem? Never mind.

    We might want to drop the notion that Sunny is some kind of mate of mine as well. Given that I know nothing about the man that idea strikes me as the last desperate throw of someone who wants to defend a useless lush and the rent boy that he has fallen out with.

    Clear?

  27. Rumbold — on 23rd June, 2008 at 7:58 pm  

    “And he confused “your” with “you’re” which is the sort of thing that an alky might do if he has his mind on the next bottle.”

    Like confusing ‘sort’ and ‘sought’ I suppose.

  28. Don — on 23rd June, 2008 at 8:16 pm  

    Exile,

    Just had a brief look at your blog. You and Will deserve each other.

  29. Stevo — on 23rd June, 2008 at 9:28 pm  

    “Like confusing ’sort’ and ’sought’ I suppose.”

    Spelling Crewe ‘Crew’ was my favourite.

  30. Exile — on 23rd June, 2008 at 10:48 pm  

    All true and I am pleased that you spent so much time at the blog. Rather longer than your “brief visit” comment suggested…

    Wait till the Tuesday post goes up. A trip down memory lane about the late, great “Good-Arse” Higgins and the importance of political farting!

  31. Sunny — on 23rd June, 2008 at 11:05 pm  

    Classy allies you’ve got.

    Have you been snorting Will’s crack? And I mean that in both senses of the phrase.

    Does your hatred of Will go that deep? Let it go man, he’s not worth it.

    Why don’t you ask the crack-addict that question? Unfortunately for him, once I get on a mission I can’t seem to let go that easily.

    I hear he’s a web designer. It gets more and more interesting…

  32. BenSix — on 23rd June, 2008 at 11:28 pm  

    Let out the aggression, folks*. There are far bigger and more dangerous fuckwits out there.

    What do we want to do, debate politics, culture and all that pertains to it or run around calling eachother cunts? ‘Will’ only seems to be looking for attention anyway.

    Bemusedly,

    Ben

    * http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iO2E_zBSKsU

  33. Sid — on 23rd June, 2008 at 11:29 pm  

    Is this one of those of conversations that descends into insulting the other mother’s honour and pretending to lunge for the other person while their friends also pretend to hold them back? It is, isn’t it?

  34. BenSix — on 23rd June, 2008 at 11:33 pm  

    “It is, isn’t it?”

    Well, I’ve just spent five years at a single-sex school and this looks very much like it. Of course, there we called eachother “feebly bourgeoise neoliberals” rather than “cunts”.

  35. Stevo — on 24th June, 2008 at 12:58 am  

    “Unfortunately for him, once I get on a mission I can’t seem to let go that easily . . .”

    I think I saw this movie, but I can’t remember if it was Chuck Norris or Jean-Claude Van Damme who uttered that line.

  36. Sunny — on 24th June, 2008 at 1:04 am  

    Rambo. Or maybe it was Commando. Who knows.

  37. Don — on 24th June, 2008 at 9:45 pm  

    Just read the deleted stuff. Keep deleting, Sunny. And then disinfect.

  38. Sunny — on 25th June, 2008 at 2:14 am  

    While all this is very amusing, I don’t really want to take attention from my own agenda here and focus on other people’s websites or blogs that I don’t know of or care for. I’m closing the thread. Will’s own cracker sockpuppets keep polluting this place too.

  39. Francis Sedgemore — on 25th June, 2008 at 9:25 am  

    Sunny – What is this post if not part of your agenda? If it isn’t, why did you bother writing it? It’s a bit rich for you to be positioning yourself on the moral high ground at this stage.

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