Mossad is coming for you!


by Sunny
8th December, 2005 at 2:43 pm    

David T has been following MPAC’s hysterical rantings since Westminster University banned their “debate” on Zionism.

First the rudeboys were apparently getting death threats, then they blamed a Zionist conspiracy, now its the Israeli secret service Mossad*! Who next? Bets are the Global Illuminati, the Freemasons or Mickey Mouse may also be implicated. Wmin uni has a more sane explanation.

Apparently people at Masjids and Isocs were caught sleeping again. Mpac must have them on CCTV surveillance, it catches them sleeping constantly!
* MPAC have since removed the Mossad article to save face.


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  1. Col. Mustafa — on 8th December, 2005 at 3:59 pm  

    hehe, the fight for justice lives on inside them.
    I find it very odd that what they are doing they think is right.
    There passionate about thier cause.
    It makes me wonder whether anyone is right at the end of the day.
    If they wanted to be taken seriously they would shutup about the war and concentrate on changing backward views within british muslim communities.
    It has to come from our youth, but when most of the youth seem to want to believe that were under attack from the non believers then we got a problem.
    Its not just muslims, as there many backward communities out there whether there white, brown, black but theres people trying to help in every community.

  2. LOL — on 8th December, 2005 at 4:19 pm  

    MPACUK gives these “neo-coners” a run for their money. After reading some trash off these haters, mpac soothes my senses. .

  3. Col. Mustafa — on 8th December, 2005 at 4:27 pm  

    errm, MPAC aint giving anyone a run for thier money.
    Thats just a fact.

  4. Yusuf Smith — on 8th December, 2005 at 6:06 pm  

    The fact that MPAC is run by people who are a sandwich or two short of a picnic has been well-known for years – it was Fareena Alam who first exposed the mentality of some of those people in Q-News in (I think) 2001. The article was on-line for a while, although I don’t think it still is (it should be). They are also well-known for spamming – I was subscribed to their email bulletins until it got too ridiculous; Umm Zaid (of the Sunni Sister blog) reported having received unsolicited emails from them. Besides their alleged anti-semitism, they are well-known for their sweeping slurs against individual Muslims and against virtually the entire Muslim community (except them and their buddies who engage in what they call “political jihad”). They also have one of the worst websites going, full of animations which make the pages take ages to load and slow the browser down. I think they have some good ideas but it’s badly let down by their attitude problem.

  5. Jezza — on 8th December, 2005 at 6:56 pm  

    I dont think mpac have quite worked out if they want to be an organisation or something opposite to lgf . both are needed.

  6. j0nz — on 8th December, 2005 at 8:02 pm  

    Opposite to lgf? Well I suppose it is considering LGF is acutley aware of the dangers of anti-semitism (thats Neo-nazi or Islamic anti-semitism btw), whereas MPAC actively promotes it… Currently MPAC are a bunch of racist, delusional loons. As is apparent if you read any of their forums (pre-requisite of course that you are not a loon yourself).

    And they invite Yvonne Ridley to come and speak to them. *shivers*

  7. realitygaps — on 9th December, 2005 at 1:44 am  

    The page seems to have dissapeared from the mpac uk website, does anyone have a screenshot?

  8. David T — on 9th December, 2005 at 11:36 am  

    Yeah, there’s one up on our site.

    They are basically LGF, aren’t they.

  9. tim osman — on 9th December, 2005 at 11:56 am  

    Did you hear the one about the dancing Israelis on 9.11?

    http://killtown.blogspot.com/2005/11/dancing-israelis-on-911.html

  10. David T — on 9th December, 2005 at 1:05 pm  

    Lee Harvey Oswald was not marksman enough to have made the shot.

    There must have been a second marksman: on the Grassy Knoll.

  11. tim osman — on 9th December, 2005 at 1:25 pm  

    Why you swinging from Trotsky’s nuts? You should check out the Money Masters.

    http://www.reopen911.org

  12. bananabrain — on 9th December, 2005 at 1:42 pm  

    yeah, yeah, it’s all about the Secret People With Lots Of Money Who Support Israel as usual, isn’t it? i think someone’s been sucking conspiracists again.

    friends of mine worked in the twin towers – they lost a lot of (also jewish) colleagues. it’s amazing that no matter how ridiculous the claim, there’s always someone to say “the jews are behind it”. let me tell you, if we had half the power that antisemites seem to think we have it’s hard to imagine how much this stuff would get repeated. mind you, the president of iran is to be congratulated for saying in public what a lot of people just say in private. perhaps that should focus people’s minds on where the real problem actually is. unfortunately for him, if the jews had to “go back where they’re from” (as that irish ex-minister keating has just agreed) we’d have to start by sending the president of israel and the defence minister back to where they were born.

    and where was that?

    oh, yeah. iran.

    not germany.

    not poland.

    not russia.

    like over half the population of israel.

    perhaps they could be deported back to iraq, morocco, turkey, yemen, libya, egypt and afghanistan…. i’m sure they’d get a warm welcome.

    oh, hang on. of all the iraqi ex-pats allowed to return to iraq now it’s been “liberated”, who aren’t allowed to apply for a passport?

    oh yes….. the jewish community.

    just FYI – the dancing and celebrating was mostly happening on roofs in ramallah and gaza and elsewhere in the islamic world, as was well documented at the time. but no, some idiot israelis who are “obviously” mossad agents, that proves it, doesn’t it?

    b’shalom

    bananabrain
    (a lizard from outer space, according to david icke)

  13. sonia — on 9th December, 2005 at 2:10 pm  

    oh what fun. should try a foucault’s pendulum type trick and create into existence thos shadowy mossad plot. i did always want to be a mossad agent.

  14. bananabrain — on 9th December, 2005 at 2:34 pm  

    maybe you already have….. we know where you live.

    hur, hur, hur.

    b’shalom

    bananabrain rakhovsky saint-simon cagliostro d’aglié cuecas de-areia (as my friend portuguese steve says)

  15. Siddharth — on 9th December, 2005 at 3:38 pm  

    While we’re on the subject of conspiracy theories, lets not forget that Scott Burgess, blacklister, letterbox-turd-pusher and semi-professional islamophobe has compiled something called The Project. All about the Muslim takeover of Europe, somewhat like a 21st Century Protocols Of Zion, but aimed at those pesky Moozalims. The good people at Crooked laugh it up.

  16. PapaHomer — on 9th December, 2005 at 4:29 pm  

    Do you have any evidence that ‘The Project’ is a forgery Sid? Personally i don’t think anyone needs to invent a Islamist version of ‘The Protocols’ …there are plenty of Islamists who are open about their desire for Islam to rule the world. A short qoute from the Hizb website lays it out in black and white

    “It also aims to bring back the Islamic guidance for mankind and to lead the Ummah into a struggle with Kufr, its systems and its thoughts so that Islam encapsulates the world.”

    Is that a conspiracy theory in your eyes? Did i just invent those words to demonise those ‘pesky Moozalims’? No. Of course, according to people who think like you, any attempt to expose that kind of dangerous thinking is an islamophobic act. Not a very honest position to take is it?

  17. Siddharth — on 9th December, 2005 at 4:57 pm  

    I’d be the first to criticise the HT, Homey, and I do, very often and very loudly but to award them with the tribute of being the architects of Eurabia and therefore advocates of “The Project” document (whether its a forgery or not is moot) is, lets not fuck around here, just as anti-semtitic and racist as claiming the the Protocols of the Elders is a document about the spider’s web of Judaism.

    Next you will be telling us that all Muslims in the Media signed up to the ideas advocated by the document in secret rituals involving virgins. If you’re going to go along with this then be prepared to be called a racist. If you quack like a duck you’ll be called a duck. We’ve been down this road before. If you want to push this line of thinking, stand behind tim osman, because he came along with the racist conspiracy theories first.

  18. Harry — on 9th December, 2005 at 5:13 pm  

    Shove the Protocals, check out the Project for the New American Century.

    http://www.newamericancentury.org/

    Did bananabrain even check the evidence about the ‘dancing israelis’?

    http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/fiveisraelis.html

    Are The Criminals Frightened?

    http://www.lookingglassnews.org/viewvideo.php?vid=criminals

  19. Fe'reeha — on 9th December, 2005 at 5:27 pm  

    Well blaming Mossad for everything that goes wrong is an age old theory in Pakistan as well.
    When Imran Khan married Jemima Khan, there was a very strong speculation in some Pakistani newspapers that Mossad was behind it, because she was Jewish.
    When the divorce took place, a new speculation arose. “Because Imran Khan could not become the PM of Pakistan (which was why Jamima had been set after him by Mossad so she could get information from her hubby who would be the PM of a Muslim country), Mossad lost interest, and hence told Jemima to let him go.

    How is that?
    What I could never understand about this theory was if Mossad was “that interested” in getting a Jewish spy married to the PM, why didn’t they send a rich, beautiful Jewish girl after the existing PM, instead of the future one. Realistically, who would have said No, to a marriage proposal by Jemima?

  20. Harry — on 9th December, 2005 at 5:36 pm  

    the CIA, Mi6 and Mossad are virtually interchangeable.

    “By way of deception, thou shall do war.”

  21. sonia — on 9th December, 2005 at 6:00 pm  

    good one harry

  22. El Cid — on 9th December, 2005 at 6:05 pm  

    Harry,
    I was blind but, thanks to you, I can see clearly now. Osama/Zardawi et al are in the pay of Mossad and the CIA, and Atta and the gang were duped into flying those planes into the twin towers. Of course. I mean it all makes sense now. How comes they haven’t found Osama yet eh? I bet they’ve managed to sneak a dialysis machine into his cave too.
    And all that stuff about a holocaust; I imagine that’s bollox too?
    I bet you were top of your class as well!

  23. sonia — on 9th December, 2005 at 6:08 pm  

    the CIA used to get blamed for everything in the past didnt they.

    kinda like al-qaeda gets blamed for everything now. i suppose thats some kind of conspiracy theory as well

  24. BevanKieran — on 10th December, 2005 at 12:15 am  

    Message to Yusuf

    “Besides their alleged anti-semitism”

    Do you regard MPACUK as anti-semitic. Judging from their website, swiping a few articles from ex KKK leader David Duke (do you regard him as anti-semite-I am trying to get a idea of what constitutes anti-semtism for you) website portraying those evil zionists as baboons, other animals atc. In today’s meeting you suggested that anti-semitism wasn’t on the rise and that Muslims should not be perturbed by it as most of it is carried out by Nazis.

  25. Sunny — on 10th December, 2005 at 2:44 am  

    there are plenty of Islamists who are open about their desire for Islam to rule the world. A short qoute from the Hizb website lays it out in black and white

    Well Papahomer – there are plenty of nutjobs from other religions, organisations and cults who also want or claim global domination. Why not have a conspiracy theory about them? Just because some Muslims have their own conspiracy theory, some are taking it seriously because Muslims are involved and the “war on terror” yada yada. C’mon, gimme a break.

    There’s a saying in Sikhism which goes – “raaj karega khalsa”, which translates into – the khalsa will rule. I reckon you’re worried about the wrong religion. Study the Guru Granth Sahib ;)

    There’s a google ad link on this thread about the “moon landing conspiracy”. Given Mpac’s willingness to swallow any amount of tripe – I’m surprised they haven’t covered that extensively and blamed Mossad too. It would suit them to a T.

  26. El Cid — on 10th December, 2005 at 5:17 pm  

    Um, sorry to be a stickler for the historical facts but aren’t the Jews just some of the descendants of the several Semitic tribes to move down from Mesopotamia into Canaan in around 2,600 B.C.?
    Aren’t the Arabs another group? I mean Abraham is a big cheese in both the Old Testament and Koran right? So, the notion of “Islamic anti-semitism” just doesn’t make sense unless it means hatred of the Arabs too. In fact, wasn’t Mohammed a semite too, per chance?

  27. Don — on 10th December, 2005 at 6:08 pm  

    Sibling rivalry.

  28. Muhamad Muhammad — on 11th December, 2005 at 2:21 pm  

    Asalam Aleikum brothers and sisters.

    The Truth About
    Shaytaan
    and the
    Zionists

    by Muhamad Muhammad
    First off, yes, everything you were taught in the Madrasa about Zionism was true. Yes, Zionism was created by Madeline Albright’s father. Yes, Zionism was part of a secret plan to get alcohol back into al-Quds (Jerusalem). Yes, Groucho Marx, the founder of Marxism, was a Zionist (thus Marxism is one in the same with Zionism, despite what the thousands of anti-Zionist Marxists may claim). Yes, Coca Cola is owned by Zionists (and Pepsi is owned by Bahais, for any Irani Hezbollahis that may be interested). However, there is one thing that many do not realize: Zionism has everything to do with Islam, and nothing to do with Satan.
    ________________________________________
    Islam: A Zionist Conspiracy?
    One thing I have learned from Gore Vidal is that anti-Semitism works quite well against Monotheist anti-Semites. Nothing hurts a Muslim more than being called a Yahood. Christian anti-Semites were left confused and bewildered when Gore Vidal indirectly blamed Christianity (and Islam) on the Jews:
    “The great unmentionable evil at the centre of our culture is monotheism. From a barbaric Bronze Age text known as the Old Testament, three anti-human religions have evolved – Judaism, Christianity and Islam.”
    [New Statesman Society, June 26, 1992, p. 12 as cited in Warraq, Why I Am Not A Muslim, (Prometheus, 1995) p. 116.]
    No, Gore Vidal is not an anti-Semite. In fact, he never even mentions the Jews specifically, but the scholars at the Freethought Mecca were able to read between the lines. We used Bible-Code style computer techniques to figure out what Vidal really meant. Note the following:
    1. The third to last word (“Judaism”) of the above passage begins with the letter J.
    2. The second to last letter of the word (“evolved”) before that is E.
    3. The letter just before that is V.
    4. Then, the, second to last letter of the word (“have”) before that is V again.
    5. Finally, the last letter of the word (“religions”) before that is S.
    6. Put it all together, you get JEVVS (“Jews”).
    Furthermore, if you count from the J to the S, including those letters, and including spaces and dashes, you get 18 characters. Make note that the hidden word is itself a character, and you get 19 (special thanks to Rashad Khalifa’s ghost for this information), which happens to be a very important number to Muslims! After that, if you redo the count, but do not include the letter J, or the spaces and dashes, you get 12, a very important number for Jews! Almost immediately we are seeing how the Jews and the Muslims are working together.
    After applying these mathematical principles to the text, we realized that Gore Vidal was sending us a secret message. He was telling us a frightening truth that we at first refused to believe: Islam is a Zionist conspiracy. It seemed absurd in the beginning, and then everything fell into place. We quickly realized that Islam is all part of a plot to infect our brains with Zionist values. For starters, did you know that the first word of the Torah is Bereshit, while the first word of the Qur’an is Bismillah? Is it a coincidence that they both start with B (ba/bet), the second letter of their respective alphabets (alif-ba/alef-bet)? Are they trying to say that the goyyim/kuffar are second class citizens compared to them? There is so much more.
    SELF-INFLICTED HEAD INJURIES
    The Muslims and the Jews are teaching us how to pray, and it is all part of their plot. You see, if we suffer severe enough head injuries, our brains will be too scrambled to notice the plan (according to the Protocols of the Elders of al-Hanifiyya, a secret document found in Baluchistan in 1947, “concussions are a good tool for keeping people in the dark about your diabolical plan”). However, if Muslims and Jews went around walloping people over the head, the public would become outraged, thus they have secretly tricked us into inflicting these wounds on ourselves.
    Converts to Judaism are invited to the Western Wall, and are encouraged to repeatedly slam their heads against its stones. Muslims, who gain far more converts each year, have a much more practical method: they get the converts to repeatedly slam their heads against the ground. Either way, they have tricked millions of people into slamming their foreheads against hard surfaces. It is a shame that people still wonder why old Monotheists have such poor memories.
    SELF-INFLICTED STARVATION
    You want another obvious connection between Jews and Muslims? How about their strange dietary habits? First there is the prohibition on pork. When Muslims tell you to not eat pork, does it ever remind you of anyone? Yes, that’s right, Moshe, your Jewish neighbor… he doesn’t eat pork either! Coincidence? Me thinks not! The reality is pork is high in protein. This happens to be protein the Muslims don’t want you to get, so that you will be too malnourished to fight against Zionism. Also, the Muslims secretly keep pigs as pets, as they love pigs, while Jesus order us to kill them (note that Jesus made as whole bunch of demon possessed pigs run off a cliff). Did you know that the movie Babe was financed by Osamah Bin Laden? It’s true.
    Then there is prohibition of all food on certain days. For Jews, it is Yom Kipour, the day of atonement (note that Louis Farrakhan, a Muslim, called for “atonement” at the million man march; he meant starve yourselves). For the Muslims, they fast for an entire month! This is an obvious plan to weaken the world prior to taking it over. Also, why is it that Jews only fast for one day, while Christians and Muslims fast for a month or more? Even in atonement of sin, the goyyim pay retail.
    HATRED FOR JESUS
    Now, it is politically incorrect to say that the Jews killed Jesus (wait, wasn’t he a Jew? Another conspiracy?), so we’ll focus on the Muslims instead. Why is it that the shahaada doesn’t mention Jesus? Is he second best? The reality is, the Islamic crypto-Zionists dislike Jesus. Consider the following excerpt from the Qur’an:
    “… kill… Jesus Christ … crucif[y] him … they killed him …”
    [Qur'an, Surah an-Nisa 4:157]
    All that in a single verse! Imagine what the rest of the book says! (NOTE: We haven’t actually read the rest of the Qur’an.) The above is straight from their holy book. No need to check for yourself, as we’d never quote anything out of context.
    BELIEF IN ONE GOD
    Monotheism, as brother Gore Vidal pointed out, is pure evil. This is actually one of the most obvious connections between these two groups. The Muslims say there is only one God, and get this, the Jews say the same thing! I don’t know about you, but we actually paid attention in church, and I can assure you there is more than one God. The Muslim cry of tawheed is an obvious ploy to get us to accept Zionist values.
    Note that there are actually five gods: the Father, the Son (Jesus), the Holy Ghost, the bread (flesh) and the wine (blood). The Muslims, in their plot to make everyone Monotheists, have removed Jesus (because they crucified him, see above), and have removed the bread (via months of starvation, see above), and have removed the wine (by prohibiting it, when we all know the Lord was a wine-bibber!), and have removed the Holy Ghost (by saying that ghosts/jinns are subserviant to God).
    LOVE FOR DESERT WASTELANDS
    The Muslims want everyone to be weakened even more via skin cancer. People are encouraged to love the desert (why is it that Jews call Israel the land of milk and honey?). The soil is poor, thus adding to the years of malnutrition, and the heat and ultraviolet light does even more damage. Why is there such a fight over Israel/Palestine? That’s paradise? Have any of these people ever heard of Puerto Rico?
    INCONSISTENT ICONOCLASM AND INTOLERANCE
    Both groups claim, in one way or another, to be the “chosen” people. God has chosen a lot for them, like what things to idolize. Prostrating before stones is forbidden (unless it’s a stone in the Western Wall or the black stone in the Kaaba). Idolatry is forbidden, but bibliolatry is promoted (note that women are forbidden to touch the holy book when menstruating in both religions). There is intolerance shown towards women, animals, polytheists, and homosexuals. The Qur’an says that “whoever seeks a religion other than Islam, it will not be accepted of him” (Surah al-Imran 3:85). These are the seeds of prejudice.
    A PROPHET LIKE MOSES
    The Muslims love saying that Muhammad was a “prophet like Moses,” and the similarities are there. The two are so similar, it is obvious that one is a fictional character modeled on a previous fictional character. It is all designed to get our youth to look up to desert nomads. Consider the following:
    1. Both Moses and Muhammad had beards.
    2. Both Moses and Muhammad have names that start with the letter M.
    3. Both were Monotheists.
    4. Both were very poor dancers.
    5. Neither could speak Spanish or French.
    6. Both had a holy text; a book of the law (Torah/Qur’an).
    7. Both had a holy mountains (Mt. Sinai vs Mt. Hira).
    8. Both went on a sort of flight (exodus/hijra).
    One final note, after Moses had gained power, he killed several enemies in Midian (mem-dalet-yod-nun, MDYN), while Muhammad killed a bunch of Yahoods in Medina (mim-dal-ya-nun, MDYN). What more proof do you need? Did we mention the beards?
    BOTH SAY GOD CAN BE BARGAINED WITH
    When reading the Torah, there is the story about Sodom and Gamorrah. God is about to destroy the place, when a man argues that there may be 50 righteous men there. So God agrees to spare the city if there were 50 righteous men, but then the crafty mortal wonders about what will happen if there are 20 righteous men, et cetera. The crafty Yahood bargains God down to ten. A similar story can be found in the ahadith, with regard to how many prayers are required. Originally God, who needs constant praise, demanded fifty prayers per day, but Moses and Muhammad (the aforementioned bearded dynamic duo) bargained it down to five. Both these stories imply that God, in his infinite wisdom, might actually say “gee, I never thought about that…”
    CONCLUDING REMARKS ON ISLAMIC ZIONISM
    I think that it is wholly obvious that the above proves that Islam is a Zionist conspiracy. Monotheism, prohibition on pork, sand encrusted beards, bleeding foreheads, iconoclasm, intolerance… these are all qualities found with the Yahoods. So, even though the Muslims pretend to despise the Jews, they’re actually working hand-in-glove with them to try and get us to give up our idols in favor of their one God. So go out to Islamic chat rooms, and tell the mu’mineen that they are perpetrating Zionist ideals. They may try and attribute Zionism to Satan, but the reality is that he’s not responsible at all.
    ________________________________________
    The Truth About Satan
    With regards to Satan, it should be noted that he’s one of the greatest guys you’ll ever know. He’s more sensitive to human needs that the five gods are. He befriends the lonely (and hangin’ with Satan instantly makes you cool). He shows kindness to all the creatures of the earth. He’s really the man of the millennium (and every millennium prior), but a feeble-minded political corectness keeps us from recognizing him as such. After reading this pious and honest acount, you will agree with the many who already feel Satan was wronged when he got evicted from the heavens.
    SATAN IS FOR RACIAL EQUALITY
    One of the religions created by Satan, as any Muslim will tell you, is the Baha’i faith, which calls for equality among all races. It is for this reason that the Baha’is are persecuted all over the Islamic world. Satan says that no race is above any other, and even encourages his followers to not see any culture as being superior to another.
    For example, many apostates from Islam have stated that they once wondered why they bothered prostrating toward some distant Arab land (Makkah). Why not bow towards Paris or Tokyo while praying? Aren’t French and Japanese cities just as good as Arab cities? Their Mullah told them that it was Satan who put such ideas in their head, and we agree.
    SATAN WORSHIPS GOD ALONE
    That’s right, Satan hates shirk (and for your information, belief in five gods is not a form of shirk, though Islamic Zionists will claim such). Satan will even refuse to worship someone other than the gods if the gods themselves ordered him to! In case you’ve been in a cave for the last six billion years, Satan was kicked out of heaven for refusing to commit shirk! As the story goes, Allah asked Satan to bow towards Adam, but Satan replied “Astagfirul-Maseeh! I worship none other than God alone!” For this, he was kicked out of heaven!
    SATAN IS FOR WOMEN’S RIGHTS
    As any Muslim will tell you, feminism is an ideology created by Satan, and we do not dispute this fact. While Islam and Judaism teach that women are second to men, Satan says they should be equal. Satan is in favor of letting women lead the prayer in a mixed congregation. Satan is in favor of female imams and caliphs. Satan says that if polygamy is permitted, it should go both ways, thus women should be allowed to have multiple husbands (note that Satan is speaking in a hypothetical sense, as he is actually against polygamy; see below). When the Qur’an states that you should have one male witness or two female witnesses (thus insinuating that woman’s testimony is worth half that of a man), Satan repudiates the verse! Now, if you agree with any of these stances, a pious Muslim will admit that you’re being influenced by the politics of Satan!
    SATAN IS AGAINST POLYGAMY
    Suppose you went to your local masjid and told the Imam that polygamy is a sin. Now, if you then argued that any person who had more than one wife was a sinner, the Imam would become angry. If he tells you than Muhammad and Solomon had multiple wives, and you form a syllogism that concludes that they were evil sinners, he will become further enraged. After that, tell him that any verse in the Qur’an that promotes polygamy should be ripped out. At this point, ask him who put these ideas in your head, and he’ll say “probably Satan.”
    SATAN IS FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS
    Satan is very much in favor of promoting vegetarianism, and does so through various new age kufr systems, not to mention the religion known as Hinduism. Satan believes that it is wrong to kill animals for food. Satan feels that is absolutely wrong to perform animal sacrifices (something the Islamic Crypto-Jewish barbarians do each year). Satan says you should love animals, and keep dogs and snakes as pets.
    SATAN IS FOR GAY RIGHTS
    Gay pride parades, same-sex marriages, recognizing homophobia as a hate crime, et cetera. All of these are promoted strongly by Satan. While the Muslims (and the crypto-Muslim Ovadiah Yosef) are against homosexuality, Satan says that all human beings are equal, regardless of their sexual preference! Every orthodox Muslim and orthodox Jew will agree that their religion is against homosexuality, and that the concept of “gay rights” is one that finds its origin with Satan. So, ask yourself, who is more loving?
    SATAN IS FOR DEMOCRACY & HUMAN RIGHTS
    Islam and Judaism hold that sovereignty belongs to God, while Satan argues that the people should make all the decisions. Satan feels strongly about the separation of shul/masjid and state, and feels that people should be allowed to practice whatever religion they want. Also, agreeing with many of the previous points listed, Satan is wholly in favor of the anti-Islamic kufr U.N. charter on human rights.
    CONCLUDING REMARKS ON SHAYTAAN
    After reading this, we hope that you have been motivated to ask God to allow Shaytaan back into Jannah (he still has the deed to his house near the celestial version of Har Megiddo). We hope this is enough proof that (a) Islam is a Zionist conspiracy, and (b) Satan is an okay sort of guy.

  29. Sunny — on 11th December, 2005 at 3:32 pm  

    Lol. Even though this is extremely long, it’s quite funny so I’ll leave it. Next time please post just excerpts and link the rest.

  30. Muhamad Shaka Zulu Khalifa — on 11th December, 2005 at 5:27 pm  

    Asalam Aleikum

    The filthy zionists should still remember the killings of bani quraihta (the traiters) more than 1400 years but they never remember the ongoing killing done by their jewish state in the modern ages which would have made your loved leaders Perez, Sharon, Barak…the most wanted o es. Anyhow it gives me a great pleasure when I am reading the pages of newspapers because I realize that however the jews grow strong they are too afraid of the sleeping giant of Islam who is surely comming to do worse than killings (of your deceased ancesters ie. Bani Quraitha).

    p.s. They(the zionists) are trying to do now is to delay theyre fates. See you when I am looking for you to kill you while you’re hiding behind stones and trees in the holy land of Palestine.

  31. Jabotinski — on 2nd January, 2006 at 4:24 pm  

    I must say I am outraged that more Muslims have not attacked MPAC for their anti Zionist policies!

    They seem to be mobilising the Muslims against us.

    The only brave Muslim who has had the guts to stand up to them and seems fair to us is a chap “Yusuf Smith” of Indigo blogs.

    I think more Jews who support the cause of Israel should back Muslims like this, strengthening his hand against extremists like MPAC.

    For my part I wish him every success in tackling the anti zionists scum of MPAC – keep it up! we are with you!

  32. Aaron — on 2nd January, 2006 at 4:27 pm  

    Yes well done to one of the few Moslems who doesnt buy the Zionists conspiracies on that site!

    I have even read on his blog he has attacked MPAC for spreading Zionist conspiracies so a man we can deal with.

    Wouldnt mind meeting him and shaking his hand.

  33. Israel Forever — on 2nd January, 2006 at 4:32 pm  

    Have been on the MPAC site and read Indigo blogs comments on them.

    He is a Moslem with guts – we need to back him against these anti Zionist thugs.

  34. Rohin — on 2nd January, 2006 at 4:34 pm  

    Jabotinski, Aaron and Israel Forever. Please stop multiple posting, you’re all the same person.

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