Comments on: Tony Blair has too much time on his hands

By: Dalbir

Dalbir — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 18:25:42 +0000

It took 2 full weeks for the brown stains on Singh’s tongue to disappear after the surprise visit by Mr. Blair.

By: BlairSupporter

BlairSupporter — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 15:12:25 +0000

Blair: It’s called “the mace”. It’s a souvenir from my last job. It conveys power. So I thought I’d take it with me. Working, so far.

By: Pickled Politics » LOL-BLAIR competition

Pickled Politics » LOL-BLAIR competition — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:39:19 +0000

[...] become president of the European Union, until Angela Merkel shot down that plan. Then he was seen cavorting with the ethnics, possibly to bring racial harmony to [...]

By: what's in a name

what's in a name — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:06:32 +0000

sorry my question should have been:

why has the Gurdwara been presented with TB?

By: what's in a name

what's in a name — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:59:27 +0000

haven’t read all the comments, or the article

but why has TB (haha) been presented with a Kirpaan?

By: Rupinder S Dosanj

Rupinder S Dosanj — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:44:44 +0000

You could have at least sensationalised his visit to the Gurdwara as support for Khalistani terror? Where’s the usual asian media masala Hundal?

By: Deep Singh

Deep Singh — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:41:38 +0000

“Yet he appears to have some sort of chuuni around his neck …. how bizarre”

Juggy, the “bizarre…chunni” around this neck is in fact a ’siropa’(robe of honour), which is a common courtly custom amongst most of South East asia and typically “Keshri” (Saffron) coloured amongst Sikhs (and Hindus, whilst amongst Tibetan Buddhists for instance one would be presented with a Red coloured variety of the same).

By: Muhamad [peace be upon me]

Muhamad [peace be upon me] — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:45:27 +0000

the inner samurai blair [with an Indian accent; ok, make that regionally specific like Gujurat or Punjab]: if one lives by the sword, one must die by the sword…and these mulattos know a thing or two about it [the inner samurai blair smiles for the cameras]

By: Muhamad [peace be upon me]

Muhamad [peace be upon me] — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:24:28 +0000

the inner blair: all swords have a function…sticking it in where it really hurts.

By: rupahuq

rupahuq — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:17:18 +0000

Currying Favour

By: Sunny

Sunny — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:11:41 +0000

I’m not sure what the prize will be yet. Maybe a cup of masala chai?

By: Sofia

Sofia — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:07:03 +0000

by the way sunny, what’s the prize?

By: Sunny

Sunny — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:54:36 +0000

‘Hmmm, Guantanamo Orange, my favourite shade. How did you guys know?’

ha ha!

By: nodn

nodn — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:22:42 +0000

Caption: The Blair Fit-in Project!

By: Anas

Anas — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:32:43 +0000

OK just to make it 100% clear I’d make the caption:

Tony Blair, what a complete murderous cunt!

By: joe90

joe90 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:12:42 +0000

It’s a showbiz premiere opening for the remake of the old Frank Capra Classic -
‘Mr Butcher Comes to Town’

Starring Mr Hilarious himself Tony Liar, alongside a cast of millions who he ends up butchering before the end of the film for reasons nobody can fathom, in a rewrite of the classic script by Frank Kafka.

Pictured alongside the megastar of megadoom are some of the extras whom he hopes he’ll be alongside in his next production butchering, if he has anything to say about it.

Popular funnyman Tony has also starred in other such classics as,
‘Up The Khyber in My Chocolate Canoe!’
and it’s sequel,
‘More Carry on Up The Khyber in My Chocalate Canoe!’
as well as the box-office nostalgia smash-hit
‘Where’s All The WMD Gone Then?’
as well as the never to be forgotten,
‘Honey, I committed Infant Genocide in Iraq, Palestine Lebanon and Afghanistan!’

Cheeky-chappy sociopathic Tony plans to get together and re-launch his funny man/stupid man routine with his old sparring partner George ‘I’m a Vietnam draft-dodger’ Bush….

[sorry, I just couldn't resist the urge]

all the best everyone!

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:58:06 +0000

‘Hmmm, Guantanamo Orange, my favourite shade. How did you guys know?’

By: Anas

Anas — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:41:33 +0000

I know it’s a bit crude, but it’s honest. My best caption would be simply:

what a cunt!

By: Parvinder Singh

Parvinder Singh — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:05:58 +0000

Comrades queue up for Fidel’s leaving do and presentation of a large cigar.

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/mark-steel/mark-steel-so-farewell-fidel-ndash-but-please-dont-give-a-speech-784363.html

By: Annie Besant

Annie Besant — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:00:31 +0000

OK six of the best for each of you. Bend over you nasty BROWN PEOPLE!