Tony Blair has too much time on his hands


by Sunny
21st February, 2008 at 1:45 am    

First he tried to become a peace ambassador for the Middle East. That failed. Then he started trying for the EU presidency. That is facing stiff resistance. It looks like his latest plan of action is to bring peace and harmony to the UK by visiting ‘the ethnics’. This is a picture at Southall’s Gurdwara. I’m perplexed as to why he didn’t cover his head though, as tradition demands.

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    [...] become president of the European Union, until Angela Merkel shot down that plan. Then he was seen cavorting with the ethnics, possibly to bring racial harmony to [...]




  1. Juggy — on 21st February, 2008 at 4:03 am  

    Ah techincally speaking you don’t have to cover your head till you’re in the presence of the Grant Saaab (the Sikh Holy Book), and looking by the backshots of the picture it appears he is jus in the lobby downstairs. So technically he is okay :-) Although most would suggest your head should always be covered in the gudwara. Maybe he couldn’t find a ‘ramaaal’ in his colour?

  2. Leon — on 21st February, 2008 at 10:22 am  

    I’m perplexed as to why he didn’t cover his head though, as tradition demands.

    I bet the bastard never took off his shoes either. >:[

  3. Sid — on 21st February, 2008 at 10:41 am  

    The Fresh Prince of Bellend rarely went anywhere without the royal chaperones.

  4. Rumbold — on 21st February, 2008 at 10:44 am  

    “I’m feeling a bit sick.”

  5. Sid — on 21st February, 2008 at 10:47 am  

    Blair was eager to show off his sabre-rattling skills at the bhangra party.

  6. Juggy — on 21st February, 2008 at 10:48 am  

    Yet he appears to have some sort of chuuni around his neck …. how bizarre.

  7. Leon — on 21st February, 2008 at 10:55 am  

    “I now have the spear of destiny; my dominance of Europe will be next! MWA HAW HAW HAW HAW!!”

  8. douglas clark — on 21st February, 2008 at 11:02 am  

    Has the guy second from left ever been less happy to be in a photo?

    So:

    “Blairs’ attempt to bring the Orange Order to Southall’s Gurdwara fell on stony ground.”

  9. Sid — on 21st February, 2008 at 11:08 am  

    Tony Singhs the blues.

  10. sonia — on 21st February, 2008 at 11:16 am  

    hah ha i like no. 9

    oh the poor man is at a loose end! perhaps he should be helping cherie with some of her cases or something

  11. Parvinder Singh — on 21st February, 2008 at 12:07 pm  

    ‘Time for my Knighthood Ma’am? as I did save your skin from that Diana mob’

    - Tony, punjabi by de-fault

  12. Sid — on 21st February, 2008 at 12:29 pm  

    Tony: I do not seek unpopularity as a badge of honour but sometimes it is the price of leadership and cost of conviction.

    Punjabi elder: Go fall on your sword.

  13. sonia — on 21st February, 2008 at 12:35 pm  

    they all look quite pleased to be pictured with tony though don’t they?

    “3 cheers for the ethnics!”

  14. joe90 — on 21st February, 2008 at 1:17 pm  

    ‘Tony “tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime” Blair presents the latest in British hi-tech criminal justice hardware to His Royal Highness The King of Saudi Arabia’s Official Beheader – a snip at only £10 billion’

    all the best PP!

    ps
    I do understand the gentlemen in the image to be of the Sikh Faith – but that’s still no reason to hang around with violent dangerous lunatics who have just newly absconded from Britian’s own Guatanamo Bay of Belmarsh Prison and have yet to get out of their fluorescent orange ovies and into something less conspicious!

  15. Derius — on 21st February, 2008 at 1:23 pm  

    “Tony Blair comfortably wins Southall’s Gurdwara’s worst tie competition.”

  16. fugstar — on 21st February, 2008 at 1:26 pm  

    “come on my punjabi army, im white, lets go get those mooslims”

  17. joe90 — on 21st February, 2008 at 1:42 pm  

    ‘Reservoir Dogs II: Mr Orange has a cunning Plan’

    Starring Baldrick as Mr Orange,
    and Rowan Atkinson as a manically depressed Mr Blackadder (second from left) who has just discovered that Tony Blair is stll alive and has too much time on his hands…hilarious situation ensues when Tony is pursued around the world by Human Rights lawyers.

    Will Tony do the decent thing and blame it on the French and Russians for using an ‘unreasonable veto’ in the UN Security Council – or will he say that he doesn’t know what all the fuss is about (his hilarious catch-phrase).

    And where will Baldrick insert that red hot poker he is holding in his hands, glum Mr Blackadder thinks ke knows the answer?

    [er, I think that's enough]

    all the best!

    ps
    Sign this please, if you don’t mind -
    Petition against the nomination of Tony Blair as “President of the European Union”
    Published by European Tribune
    04 Feb 2008

    And I hope folks don’t mind if I also flag up this worthy petition -
    Call to Protect the Village of Suhmata from further Israeli expropriations
    Petiton started 15 Feb 2008

  18. Urmee — on 21st February, 2008 at 2:02 pm  

    shit I forgot my beanie

  19. Sofia — on 21st February, 2008 at 2:06 pm  

    So you’re saying if I give this sword to the queen, she’ll defo knight me??

  20. Chris Paul — on 21st February, 2008 at 2:19 pm  

    In the red corner … Sir Tony Blair. Glaring winningly at his opponents.

    In the blue corner … David Cameron’s Conservative, Tony Lit.

    Down the pub … Cllr Gurcharan Singh.

  21. Leon — on 21st February, 2008 at 2:25 pm  

    “If I stand real still like a statue these guys wont notice me nicking their religious artifact.”

  22. Inders — on 21st February, 2008 at 2:53 pm  

    Tony Singhs Jerusalem.

    Bring me my bow of burning gold!
    Bring me my arrows of desire!
    Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
    Bring me my chariot of fire!

  23. Annie Besant — on 21st February, 2008 at 3:00 pm  

    OK six of the best for each of you. Bend over you nasty BROWN PEOPLE!

  24. Parvinder Singh — on 21st February, 2008 at 4:05 pm  
  25. Anas — on 21st February, 2008 at 4:41 pm  

    I know it’s a bit crude, but it’s honest. My best caption would be simply:

    what a cunt!

  26. Justin — on 21st February, 2008 at 6:58 pm  

    ‘Hmmm, Guantanamo Orange, my favourite shade. How did you guys know?’

  27. joe90 — on 21st February, 2008 at 7:12 pm  

    It’s a showbiz premiere opening for the remake of the old Frank Capra Classic -
    ‘Mr Butcher Comes to Town’

    Starring Mr Hilarious himself Tony Liar, alongside a cast of millions who he ends up butchering before the end of the film for reasons nobody can fathom, in a rewrite of the classic script by Frank Kafka.

    Pictured alongside the megastar of megadoom are some of the extras whom he hopes he’ll be alongside in his next production butchering, if he has anything to say about it.

    Popular funnyman Tony has also starred in other such classics as,
    ‘Up The Khyber in My Chocolate Canoe!’
    and it’s sequel,
    ‘More Carry on Up The Khyber in My Chocalate Canoe!’
    as well as the box-office nostalgia smash-hit
    ‘Where’s All The WMD Gone Then?’
    as well as the never to be forgotten,
    ‘Honey, I committed Infant Genocide in Iraq, Palestine Lebanon and Afghanistan!’

    Cheeky-chappy sociopathic Tony plans to get together and re-launch his funny man/stupid man routine with his old sparring partner George ‘I’m a Vietnam draft-dodger’ Bush….

    [sorry, I just couldn't resist the urge]

    all the best everyone!

  28. Anas — on 21st February, 2008 at 7:32 pm  

    OK just to make it 100% clear I’d make the caption:

    Tony Blair, what a complete murderous cunt!

  29. nodn — on 21st February, 2008 at 9:22 pm  

    Caption: The Blair Fit-in Project!

  30. Sunny — on 22nd February, 2008 at 4:54 am  

    ‘Hmmm, Guantanamo Orange, my favourite shade. How did you guys know?’

    ha ha!

  31. Sofia — on 22nd February, 2008 at 11:07 am  

    by the way sunny, what’s the prize?

  32. Sunny — on 22nd February, 2008 at 3:11 pm  

    I’m not sure what the prize will be yet. Maybe a cup of masala chai? ;)

  33. rupahuq — on 23rd February, 2008 at 10:17 am  

    Currying Favour

  34. Muhamad [peace be upon me] — on 24th February, 2008 at 8:24 pm  

    the inner blair: all swords have a function…sticking it in where it really hurts.

  35. Muhamad [peace be upon me] — on 24th February, 2008 at 8:45 pm  

    the inner samurai blair [with an Indian accent; ok, make that regionally specific like Gujurat or Punjab]: if one lives by the sword, one must die by the sword…and these mulattos know a thing or two about it [the inner samurai blair smiles for the cameras]

  36. Deep Singh — on 27th February, 2008 at 3:41 pm  

    “Yet he appears to have some sort of chuuni around his neck …. how bizarre”

    Juggy, the “bizarre…chunni” around this neck is in fact a ‘siropa’(robe of honour), which is a common courtly custom amongst most of South East asia and typically “Keshri” (Saffron) coloured amongst Sikhs (and Hindus, whilst amongst Tibetan Buddhists for instance one would be presented with a Red coloured variety of the same).

  37. Rupinder S Dosanj — on 27th February, 2008 at 4:44 pm  

    You could have at least sensationalised his visit to the Gurdwara as support for Khalistani terror? Where’s the usual asian media masala Hundal?

  38. what's in a name — on 29th February, 2008 at 4:59 pm  

    haven’t read all the comments, or the article

    but why has TB (haha) been presented with a Kirpaan?

  39. what's in a name — on 29th February, 2008 at 5:06 pm  

    sorry my question should have been:

    why has the Gurdwara been presented with TB?

  40. BlairSupporter — on 15th March, 2008 at 3:12 pm  

    Blair: It’s called “the mace”. It’s a souvenir from my last job. It conveys power. So I thought I’d take it with me. Working, so far.

  41. Dalbir — on 15th March, 2008 at 6:25 pm  

    It took 2 full weeks for the brown stains on Singh’s tongue to disappear after the surprise visit by Mr. Blair.

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