Tony Blair has too much time on his hands
First he tried to become a peace ambassador for the Middle East. That failed. Then he started trying for the EU presidency. That is facing stiff resistance. It looks like his latest plan of action is to bring peace and harmony to the UK by visiting ‘the ethnics’. This is a picture at Southall’s Gurdwara. I’m perplexed as to why he didn’t cover his head though, as tradition demands.
The best caption wins a prize!
Ah techincally speaking you don’t have to cover your head till you’re in the presence of the Grant Saaab (the Sikh Holy Book), and looking by the backshots of the picture it appears he is jus in the lobby downstairs. So technically he is okay
Although most would suggest your head should always be covered in the gudwara. Maybe he couldn’t find a ‘ramaaal’ in his colour?
I bet the bastard never took off his shoes either. >:[
The Fresh Prince of Bellend rarely went anywhere without the royal chaperones.
“I’m feeling a bit sick.”
Blair was eager to show off his sabre-rattling skills at the bhangra party.
Yet he appears to have some sort of chuuni around his neck …. how bizarre.
“I now have the spear of destiny; my dominance of Europe will be next! MWA HAW HAW HAW HAW!!”
Has the guy second from left ever been less happy to be in a photo?
So:
“Blairs’ attempt to bring the Orange Order to Southall’s Gurdwara fell on stony ground.”
Tony Singhs the blues.
hah ha i like no. 9
oh the poor man is at a loose end! perhaps he should be helping cherie with some of her cases or something
‘Time for my Knighthood Ma’am? as I did save your skin from that Diana mob’
- Tony, punjabi by de-fault
Tony: I do not seek unpopularity as a badge of honour but sometimes it is the price of leadership and cost of conviction.
Punjabi elder: Go fall on your sword.
they all look quite pleased to be pictured with tony though don’t they?
“3 cheers for the ethnics!”
‘Tony “tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime” Blair presents the latest in British hi-tech criminal justice hardware to His Royal Highness The King of Saudi Arabia’s Official Beheader - a snip at only £10 billion’
all the best PP!
ps
I do understand the gentlemen in the image to be of the Sikh Faith - but that’s still no reason to hang around with violent dangerous lunatics who have just newly absconded from Britian’s own Guatanamo Bay of Belmarsh Prison and have yet to get out of their fluorescent orange ovies and into something less conspicious!
“Tony Blair comfortably wins Southall’s Gurdwara’s worst tie competition.”
“come on my punjabi army, im white, lets go get those mooslims”
‘Reservoir Dogs II: Mr Orange has a cunning Plan’
Starring Baldrick as Mr Orange,
and Rowan Atkinson as a manically depressed Mr Blackadder (second from left) who has just discovered that Tony Blair is stll alive and has too much time on his hands…hilarious situation ensues when Tony is pursued around the world by Human Rights lawyers.
Will Tony do the decent thing and blame it on the French and Russians for using an ‘unreasonable veto’ in the UN Security Council - or will he say that he doesn’t know what all the fuss is about (his hilarious catch-phrase).
And where will Baldrick insert that red hot poker he is holding in his hands, glum Mr Blackadder thinks ke knows the answer?
[er, I think that's enough]
all the best!
ps
Sign this please, if you don’t mind -
Petition against the nomination of Tony Blair as “President of the European Union”
Published by European Tribune
04 Feb 2008
And I hope folks don’t mind if I also flag up this worthy petition -
Call to Protect the Village of Suhmata from further Israeli expropriations
Petiton started 15 Feb 2008
shit I forgot my beanie
So you’re saying if I give this sword to the queen, she’ll defo knight me??
In the red corner … Sir Tony Blair. Glaring winningly at his opponents.
In the blue corner … David Cameron’s Conservative, Tony Lit.
Down the pub … Cllr Gurcharan Singh.
“If I stand real still like a statue these guys wont notice me nicking their religious artifact.”
Tony Singhs Jerusalem.
Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
OK six of the best for each of you. Bend over you nasty BROWN PEOPLE!
Comrades queue up for Fidel’s leaving do and presentation of a large cigar.
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/mark-steel/mark-steel-so-farewell-fidel-ndash-but-please-dont-give-a-speech-784363.html
I know it’s a bit crude, but it’s honest. My best caption would be simply:
what a cunt!
‘Hmmm, Guantanamo Orange, my favourite shade. How did you guys know?’
It’s a showbiz premiere opening for the remake of the old Frank Capra Classic -
‘Mr Butcher Comes to Town’
Starring Mr Hilarious himself Tony Liar, alongside a cast of millions who he ends up butchering before the end of the film for reasons nobody can fathom, in a rewrite of the classic script by Frank Kafka.
Pictured alongside the megastar of megadoom are some of the extras whom he hopes he’ll be alongside in his next production butchering, if he has anything to say about it.
Popular funnyman Tony has also starred in other such classics as,
‘Up The Khyber in My Chocolate Canoe!’
and it’s sequel,
‘More Carry on Up The Khyber in My Chocalate Canoe!’
as well as the box-office nostalgia smash-hit
‘Where’s All The WMD Gone Then?’
as well as the never to be forgotten,
‘Honey, I committed Infant Genocide in Iraq, Palestine Lebanon and Afghanistan!’
Cheeky-chappy sociopathic Tony plans to get together and re-launch his funny man/stupid man routine with his old sparring partner George ‘I’m a Vietnam draft-dodger’ Bush….
[sorry, I just couldn't resist the urge]
all the best everyone!
OK just to make it 100% clear I’d make the caption:
Tony Blair, what a complete murderous cunt!
Caption: The Blair Fit-in Project!
‘Hmmm, Guantanamo Orange, my favourite shade. How did you guys know?’
ha ha!
by the way sunny, what’s the prize?
I’m not sure what the prize will be yet. Maybe a cup of masala chai?
Currying Favour
the inner blair: all swords have a function…sticking it in where it really hurts.
the inner samurai blair [with an Indian accent; ok, make that regionally specific like Gujurat or Punjab]: if one lives by the sword, one must die by the sword…and these mulattos know a thing or two about it [the inner samurai blair smiles for the cameras]
“Yet he appears to have some sort of chuuni around his neck …. how bizarre”
Juggy, the “bizarre…chunni” around this neck is in fact a ’siropa’(robe of honour), which is a common courtly custom amongst most of South East asia and typically “Keshri” (Saffron) coloured amongst Sikhs (and Hindus, whilst amongst Tibetan Buddhists for instance one would be presented with a Red coloured variety of the same).
You could have at least sensationalised his visit to the Gurdwara as support for Khalistani terror? Where’s the usual asian media masala Hundal?
haven’t read all the comments, or the article
but why has TB (haha) been presented with a Kirpaan?
sorry my question should have been:
why has the Gurdwara been presented with TB?
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Blair: It’s called “the mace”. It’s a souvenir from my last job. It conveys power. So I thought I’d take it with me. Working, so far.
It took 2 full weeks for the brown stains on Singh’s tongue to disappear after the surprise visit by Mr. Blair.