It’s The Weekend Open Thread
Hello,
A bit early this week as I expect to be busy all day with errands. Work disrupts my life terribly, I can’t get on with anything until the weekend. Incidentally I have rather unusual feet, if any foot fetishists want a peep I’m open to negotiation provided the hours are flexible. In fact I’m open to virtually anything if the hours are flexible. I love stalking the streets with my tail in the air on weekdays while all around are working.
So to leave you all on a racy theme here’s a stripper to entertain you.
That CANNOT be real!
ahem
lovely bonfire smells all around and fireworks whizzing past!
Yep, it’s crazy out!
Last night was damp squib here in North Weezy (that’s NW London for those not “with it”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1ZgCkUt7wM). You wait until next weekend when the generally-materialistic Asian communities around here start to display their wealth to the neighbours by using exhibition fireworks in their postage-stamp gardens. We’ll be scraping spent gunpowder off our windscreens the next morning.
I am hereby laying down the gauntlet.
It’s Movember, or moustache month, and I am cultivating a hairy upper lip to raise awareness of prostrate cancer.
This might be inappropriate — given this weekend’s events - but I am hoping for that Pakistani general look. That’s probably unrealistic in a little over 4 weeks. But I fear I am more likely to achieve a gay, fascist traffic cop look.
So any tips are welcome.