I’m in the huff after the outbreak of disharmony on the open thread last week and mark my words if it’s repeated this week heads will roll. To prevent entirely justifiable murder here is one simple rule that must be followed;
KEEP YOUR BLOODY SQUABBLES OFF MY THREAD.
See it’s easy peasy. Now let’s have joyful stuff. I want obscure sports, dogs dressed up as mermaids or walking on their hind legs, soap spoilers, three men in a boat and little kittens mewing in a basket.
Failing that I rather fancy tales of angry relatives, family comedy and general chit chat but for the love of God keep it light.
Now before I swan off to bed, I must confess to being involved in an internet racket, it’s perfectly harmless but the upshot is that I earn small royalty payments for operating pointless web pages. If you’d like to make me grin click this link which will take you to one of my little sites. It’s nowt sinister and perfectly safe for work, though maiden aunts should be seated before viewing to avoid injury.
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