Yes already it’s that time of the week, time to leave random comments on a thread of little consequence. It is of course the weekend open thread.
So far today I’ve been out shopping and have returned home somewhat concerned about one of the young boys in the lighting department. I can only assume some idiot manager has told him to be cheerful with the customers because the whole time he was serving me was spent making inane remarks about the weather through a false and fixed grin. I kept my answers brief and to the point, wished him a quick shift and sped away. Honestly I think they might have to drug the poor boy if they want to keep up this performance. Something ought to be done -but what?
Earlier in the week I spent a very pleasant hour being hypnotised. I can highly recommend it. I was there to stop me eating crisps and junk food and so far it’s worked like a dream. Mind you it hasn’t made me want to go to they gym but lets face it who does really? Well apart from Madonna and what good has it done her? She’s a haggard shadow of herself and married to that fool Guy Ritchie. Pah! even when I was really fat I could pull better folk than that without really trying.
I have recently taken ownership of one of those lights that cheers you up in the winter, it’s early days yet but I’ve been annoying Mr Clairwil by being chipper -the poor soul is in one of his slumps and I don’t suppose me birling about talking about performing dogs and roller skates helps much.
Right I shall leave you with Terry Wogan and David Icke chatting about old times.
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