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  • Muslim pick-up lines


    by Al-Hack
    9th November, 2005 at 2:03 am    

    I just had to post these:

    1. Oh my gosh! I just saw part of your hair, now you’re obliged to marry me.

    2. Our parents engaged us when we were little; they must have forgotten to tell you.

    3. I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

    4. To watch you pray is a sin of its own.

    5. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?

    6. You can’t play basketball with a jilbab on; marry me and we can go one-on-one our entire life.

    7. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am more than willing to do my part…

    8. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen? ”

    9. Wanna pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?

    10. Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain like you have to be back in Heaven?

    11. What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.

    12. Can I have your Wali’s phone number?

    13. So, read any good Surahs lately?

    14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.

    15. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari’s?

    16. Let’s get married so I don’t have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room.

    17. Didn’t we meet when I went on Hajj/on the day we testified Allah was our lord?

    18. Is your dad a terrorist, ‘cuz you da bomb!

    19. I’ve had to fast every day since I first saw you.

    20. That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes.

    Seen at The new Color of The Rain.


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    1. Sunny — on 9th November, 2005 at 2:16 am  

      Is your dad a terrorist, ‘cuz you da bomb!

      Hahaha!!
      I didn’t understand some of them though.

    2. j0nz — on 9th November, 2005 at 2:28 am  

      Al-hack you’re supposed to really annoy me, not make me laugh - Obviously an Islamic conspiracy!

      Would love to see Monty Python’s The Life Of Mohammed, one da… Perhaps when some Muslims don’t take themselves so seriously…

    3. Bikhair — on 9th November, 2005 at 2:54 am  

      Mocking the deen of Islam huh?

      “10. Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain like you have to be back in Heaven?”

      This was kinda funny.

      “1. Oh my gosh! I just saw part of your hair, now you’re obliged to marry me.”

      Actually the first look is from Allah (azawajal) and the second from shaitan.

    4. maz — on 9th November, 2005 at 10:49 am  

      I find these comments offensive and rude. how about having jokes about the pathetic Hindu’s and Sikhs, with their thousand home made Gods, im sure we describe each one. so which one is the scariest?

    5. coruja — on 9th November, 2005 at 10:52 am  

      maz - I’m sure you have plenty of funny jokes about Hindus and Sikhs, please entertain us!

    6. Col. Mustafa — on 9th November, 2005 at 11:37 am  

      “So, read any good Surahs lately?”

      hehehe.

      I love this one.

      “Is your dad a terrorist, ‘cuz you da bomb!”

      I used this on a collegue just for the hell of it.

      Is your dad a terrorist i say kind of confident at first, shes like huh.
      Im like cos u da bomb in an Eddie griffin kind of way.
      My dads not a terrorist she says.
      errr i know, but you da bomb.
      What r u going on about she says, hehehe.

      Classic line, im gonna try it on every muslim girl i meet from now on.
      Good way of weeding out the girls that have a sense of humour.
      Although being it was 9 in the morning when i laid this chatup line on her, maybe she wasn’t too responsive.

    7. Col. Mustafa — on 9th November, 2005 at 11:41 am  

      “I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.”
      I’d like to be your mother as well, if you permit me that is.

      By the humble powers of Grayskull i shall return in the form of a toilet flush and flush the evil from this world.

    8. SKye-Vee — on 9th November, 2005 at 12:02 pm  

      Suma dem wer real funny. Sum I didnt get. Guess you got to be well versed in Islam to understand them.

      “I find these comments offensive and rude” lighten up, Man, take them in the context they were given. Some of them may have gone a bit far but instead of blowing your top, educate us about your grievence and maybe we’d agree say sorry and not do it again.

      “the pathetic Hindu’s and Sikhs, with their thousand home made Gods.”

      Hindu’s believe in one god that manifests in many forms. The use of the word god to describe these deities is inaccurate. I would say the Deity Kali scared me the most when I was younger. Sikhs only believe in one god.

      I find you labelling all Hindu’s and Sikhs as pathetic offensive(Maybe I interpreted those words wrongly, you could reffering to sections of Hindu’s and Sikhs who are pathetic. Of which they are there’s plenty of them. Me included).

      I can laugh at my religion, all jokes are welcome as long as they are tasteful, aren’t grossly inaccurate, and don’t foster hatred.

      This link was was a laugh.

      http://viknluda.com/foe/video/

    9. Nush — on 9th November, 2005 at 12:07 pm  

      maz relax its just a joke

      besides if anyone has any hindu/sikh equivalent i would actually quite like to see them

    10. Saggal — on 9th November, 2005 at 12:20 pm  

      Maz,

      Who are you? Surely a Muslim would know Sikhs don’t believe in many gods? And your attack on Hindus is uncalled for.

      I don’t get your logic of “I don’t like people making fun of my religion so lets do it to another religion instead” …but with the ability to post comments anonymously, we can’t really say who is behind comments like yours. Some people are always looking to stir things up between different communities…divide and conquer..

    11. Col. Mustafa — on 9th November, 2005 at 12:28 pm  

      Hes just a silly boy, dont waste your time on him.
      Maybe shes a girl, i dunno, but silly none the less.

    12. Siddharth — on 9th November, 2005 at 12:31 pm  

      There’s some great humour in this article on Muslim stand up comdey by Johann Hari.

    13. Col. Mustafa — on 9th November, 2005 at 12:52 pm  

      Thats a great article, its good to see that theres a few more muslim comedians coming out.
      Ive seen Shazia before and shes pretty good.
      Comedy is the way forward, well thats i believe anyway.

    14. Vladimir — on 9th November, 2005 at 12:54 pm  

      Can I just say a big thank you to all those people who have posted messages or links that have made me laugh (including you Maz). I started this day wanting to be silly and immature, and you have inspired me to do just that.

    15. Al-Hack — on 9th November, 2005 at 1:51 pm  

      Personally my favourite was no. 14. Heh! In fact anyone who believes in re-incarnation can also use that ;)

    16. krazie — on 9th November, 2005 at 2:02 pm  

      16. Let’s get married so I don’t have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room.

      Thought that was quite sweet.

    17. Nush — on 9th November, 2005 at 3:34 pm  

      oh dear Al hack i dont get it? :s

    18. Nindy — on 9th November, 2005 at 5:18 pm  

      Mucho respecto to al-hack. middle finger up to political correctness! more wth the p*ss taking! bravo! it’s only a joke, jeez!!!

    19. Al-Hack — on 9th November, 2005 at 5:46 pm  

      Thanking you! *takes bow*

      Please come again.

      Nush - In the sense that ‘hereafter’ could be seen as the next life.

    20. Rohin — on 9th November, 2005 at 5:50 pm  

      See, this is why the religious hatred bill is BAD! We need to have religious comedy - I say NEED deliberately. Lampooning something is integral to progress. We lampoon politicians and filmstars, religion should be no different.

      Did anyone read the Guardian’s piece on Islamic football? It cracked me up. Hilarious!

      “Recently, Al Watan, a semiofficial Saudi daily newspaper, reported that a young athlete had joined the jihad in Iraq under the influence of a fatwa forbidding playing soccer by regular rules. The newspaper also republished the fatwa, said to have originally appeared on an Islamic Web site:

      In the name of God the merciful and benevolent:

      1. Play soccer without four lines, because this is a fabrication of the heretics’ international rules that stipulate using them.

      2. International terminology that heretics and polytheists use, like “foul,” “penalty,” “corner,” “goal,” “out” and others, should be abandoned and not said. Whoever says them should be punished, reprimanded and ejected from the game. He should be publicly told, “You have imitated the heretics and polytheists and this is forbidden.”

      3. Do not call “foul” and stop the game if someone falls and sprains a hand or foot or the ball touches his hand, and do not give a yellow or red card to whoever was responsible for the injury or tackle. Instead, it should be adjudicated according to Shariah rulings concerning broken bones and injuries.

      4. Do not follow the heretics, the Jews, the Christians and especially evil America regarding the number of players. Do not play with 11 people. Instead, add to this number or decrease it.

      5. Play in your regular clothes or pajamas or something like that, but not colored shorts and numbered T-shirts, because shorts and T-shirts are not Muslim clothing. Rather they are heretical and Western clothing, so beware of imitating their fashion.

      6. If you have fulfilled these conditions and intend to play soccer, play to strengthen the body in order to better struggle in the way of God on high and to prepare the body for when it is called to jihad. Soccer is not for passing time or the thrill of so-called victory.

      7. Do not set the time of play at 45 minutes, which is the official time of the Jews, Christians and all the heretical and atheist countries. This is the time used by teams that have strayed from the righteous path.

      8. Do not play in two halves. Rather play in one half or three halves in order to completely differentiate yourselves from the heretics, the polytheists, the corrupted and the disobedient.

      9. If neither of you beats the other, or “wins” as it is called, and neither puts the leather between the posts, do not add extra time or penalties until someone wins. No, instead leave the field, because winning with overtime and penalty kicks is the pinnacle of imitating heretics.

      10. If you play soccer, do not appoint someone to follow you called a “referee,” since there is no need for him after doing away with international rules like “foul,” “penalty,” “corner” and others. His presence would be in imitation of the heretics, Jews and Christians and would follow international rules.

      11. Young crowds should not gather to watch when you play because if you are there for the sake of sports and strengthening your bodies as you claimed, why would people watch you? You should make them join your physical fitness and jihad preparation, or you should say: “Go proselytize and seek out morally reprehensible acts in the markets and the press and leave us to our physical fitness.”

      12. If you finish playing soccer, do not talk about your game and say, “We were better than the opponent,” or “So-and-so plays well” and so on. Instead be concerned with your bodies and their strength and muscles, and say, “We played only to drill in running, attacking and retreating, and to prepare for jihad in the name of God on high.”

      13. You should spit in the face of whoever puts the ball between the posts or uprights and then runs in order to get his friends to follow him and hug him like players in America or France do, and you should punish and reprimand him, for what is the relationship between celebrating, hugging and kissing and the sports that you are practicing?

      These are some conditions and precepts so that morally aware youth do not inadvertently imitate heretics and polytheists when playing soccer. … Hell awaits those who die playing soccer according to rules established by heretical countries, at the head of which is America.

    21. Baraka — on 9th November, 2005 at 8:32 pm  

      Excellent!

    22. Mokum — on 9th November, 2005 at 9:16 pm  

      Ha ha, I love #15. It’s soooo fantastically inappropriate. Cheers al-Hack!

      Azhar Usman is funny too in a very American Muslim way. Clips and “musings” at http://www.azhar.com/index.html
      *
      Lebanon has great bitter jokes. One of my faves (warning: tasteless):

      “The government announced today that it is replacing the cedar in the country’s flag with a … condom: A condom stands inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it’s actually screwing you! It clearly reflects the new political strategies of the government.”
      *
      “home made gods” - what, is there a Hindu B&Q or something, selling various parts of statues of elephants, monkeys, beautiful women and crowns plus the best modelling glue on earth? Man, I wish I were Hindu. Maybe next time round.

    23. Mirax — on 9th November, 2005 at 11:31 pm  

      funnier than all the pickuplines(liked no 9 best as it was the sleaziest), was the one rant about ‘home-made’ hindu gods. I’m atheist, so that just cracked me up. such delicious irony.

    24. jamal — on 10th November, 2005 at 1:30 am  

      ..these are not funny. How many muslims here think they are?

    25. Rohin — on 10th November, 2005 at 2:17 am  

      I had a suspicion you’d say that jamal. But I was going to ask something myself - would these have been as well received had I posted them (as a non-Muslim)?

      So if you can make jokes about your ‘own kind’, can I make fun of Hindus even though I’ve never practiced and don’t believe in God? Was it relevant what the religions of the Monty Python cast was when they made The Life of Brian? Is Omid Djalali allowed to make Muslim gags?

      The fact remains that, in the UK, you have to really pussy-foot around when you take the piss out of any of the religions followed by Asian people, especially Islam. I don’t feel comfortable making jokes involving Muslims like Al-Hack’s chat up lines above - I get scared someone will get angry!

    26. Sunny — on 10th November, 2005 at 2:29 am  

      Well, Jamal doesn’t have to find everything funny, that is his right. Fact is Muslims, like everyone else, flirt with others and use chat-up lines. These are just another extension of many other chat-up lines. It’s no big deal IMO.

      Btw Rohin, I found the Guardian piece hilarious but I’m sure i’ve seen it before somewhere on a blog.

    27. Rohin — on 10th November, 2005 at 2:41 am  

      Yeah it’s been on this and that, I have subsequently found out. It’s just the way it’s written that I find so funny, as opposed to what they’re actually saying, like some stereotypical raving comedy funda.

    28. jamal — on 10th November, 2005 at 2:54 am  

      Rohin. Each to their own, but to be honest, I dont make fun out of my own religion or the religion of others. I just dont think its right. Thats not to say I wont state any dislikes, disagreements or lack of understanding of other religions, in relevant settings. But making fun is just plain wrong. The way I see it, religion and race are not really things to joke about. But then I dont have a sense of humour!

      Ive actually seen this before too, on maniac muslims site, and even there I wasnt sure whether to laugh or cry.

    29. Mokum — on 10th November, 2005 at 7:49 am  

      Yes, to each his own, but why not laugh, Jamal? Even dour old Qaradawi is keen on laughing:

      http://tinyurl.com/eyow2

      The PC sensitivity surrounding Islam and Muslims has become a joke in itself.

    30. Gunjan — on 10th November, 2005 at 8:36 am  

      more pick up lines from
      http://www.geocities.com/mutmainaa/quiz/muslim_pick_up.html

      22. You remind me of the Ka’aba. I can walk around you all day long.

      23. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.

      24. That’s a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

      25. I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?

      26. I didnt trip over my thobe, I fell for you.

    31. Nush — on 10th November, 2005 at 11:25 am  

      bit delayed but I get it!

    32. coruja — on 10th November, 2005 at 11:41 am  

      Mokum - I was in the Alperton B&Q the other day and it was staffed and patronised by a lot of S.Asians, possibly Hindus? - so your theory might be correct. You should be allowed to buy extra packets of arms (in sets of 8 of course).

      Given my juvenile sense of humour I am really upset there hasn’t been a joke about a banana under a burqua.

    33. Rohin — on 10th November, 2005 at 11:48 am  

      Coruja it’s actually part of B&Q policy that all branches throughout the country have a mostly Asian staff. My local Chiswick branch is exclusively Indian - as in, FOBtastic. My local Homebase is all British Asian. B&Q staff are far friendlier.

      This is completely off topic. Back to religious jokes - as I said above, I think they’re vital. I don’t think ANY subject is out of bounds for humour, but then again I am a very twisted young chap.

      Right, I’m off to buy my other nine heads.

    34. Sunny — on 10th November, 2005 at 11:52 am  

      I think its a bit condescending even to suggest that laughing might be frowned upon by any religion.

      Lol - thanks Gunjan!

    35. Sunny — on 10th November, 2005 at 11:52 am  

      Right, I’m off to buy my other nine heads.

      Lol!!

    36. Siddhartha — on 10th November, 2005 at 12:48 pm  

      For the sake of completeness anyone willing to post Hindu and Sadar-ji pick-up lines?

    37. coruja — on 10th November, 2005 at 12:49 pm  

      Oh yes, if that post was worded “Hindu’s and Sikhs, with their thousand Homebase Gods” it would been so acutely funny - incorporating as it would’ve clever social observation, religious irreverence and a wicked wit - anyone would have forgiven the conservative, tight-arsed and pious comments before and after.

      But fascists rarely have any sense of humour – isn’t Bal Thackeray a failed political cartoonist?

    38. fotzepolitic — on 10th November, 2005 at 1:32 pm  

      The way I see it, religion and race are not really things to joke about.

      You can’t help your race. You CAN help what silly things you believe in. If you can’t make fun of what someone rationally, as an educated adult, chooses to think, what’s left? You’d point and laugh if one of your colleagues still believed in the Tooth Fairy, wouldn’t you? Or followed the BNP, or believed everything they read in the tabloids?

      Personally, I have no respect for people who want to literally follow human-written words written hundreds or thousands of years ago, and apply backwards thinking to a modern age. Wishing and hoping that “there’s something out there bigger than us” is probably part of the human condition, but using some multiply-translated, orally transmitted old book as the end-all, be-all of contemporary rules and law is just silly and deserves ridicule. I’m with Rohin — too much pussyfooting around religion and not enough critical thinking and debate. Or comedy. :)

    39. Kulvinder — on 10th November, 2005 at 1:39 pm  

      I doubt any no-desi knows what a sardarji is but afer googling this made me lol

      Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa.
      Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken.
      International Airline: Kitthe Pacific.
      National Airline: Itthe Pacific.
      National Anthem: Sten-a gun-a man-a ……….
      National Taxi Service: Kar Seva.> National song: Bande marte hum.
      Female terrorist: Hard Kaur.> National dish: AKALI-DAAL.
      Sikh scuba diver: JULL-UNDER SINGH.
      Better adapted sikh diver: JULLUNDER SINGHGILL.

    40. fotzepolitic — on 10th November, 2005 at 1:40 pm  

      p.s., not Hindu or Sikh, but Top 15 Indian Pick-up Lines

    41. shihab — on 10th November, 2005 at 2:14 pm  

      two terrorists sitting in a cafe. one brings out a photo from his wallet and says: ‘this is my son mehmet. he was a martyr at 18.’ the other brings out a picture from his wallet and says, ‘this is my son, muazzim, he was a martyr at 16.’

      Wiping tears from their eyes, the first says, ‘ah kids…

      they blow up so quickly these days.’

    42. Sunny — on 10th November, 2005 at 11:39 pm  

      The Khalistan jokes are old, but gold :D

    43. Siddharth — on 11th November, 2005 at 12:59 am  

      A Sikh gentleman boards a British airways plane. Once in the cabin, he proceeds to take off his shoes and socks, bundles up in a blanket and proceeds to bed down for the long haul.
      The stewardess walks by and smiling pleasantly, asks:
      “Relaxing?”
      He replies: “No madam, Ranjeet Singh”

    44. shihab — on 11th November, 2005 at 1:40 am  

      the oldest joke ever but with a new twist:

      muslim with pig on head: hamed
      muslim with two pigs on head: mohamed
      muslim with two pigs on head on the dancefloor:
      sheikh mohamed

      (I’ll get me coat)

    45. Vladimir — on 11th November, 2005 at 10:15 am  

      Siddharth very funny, think your joke at #44 is better than this:

      Q. What do you call a Sikh electrican?

      A. Ashok Singh.

    46. jamal — on 12th November, 2005 at 11:33 pm  

      As long as these jokes dont slander and mock the religion its ok. whether “some” Muslims are ok with it is irrelevant. If “some” Muslims have said its offensive you should delete it. Particularly since you have a policy about this, or does it only refer to non-muslims (cough.. Islamaphobia). Some blacks and asians like being called nigger and paki, doesnt mean we should call it to all, not without fear of arrest anyway!

      This is offensive to Muslims and islam. It may be a “joke” but Islam does not tell us to make jokes about our religion, which actually tells us not to mix with those that riducule Islam. So all you Muslims here saying its ok…. youre wrong.

      6:68. When thou seest men engaged in vain discourse about Our signs, turn away from them unless they turn to a different theme. If Satan ever makes thee forget, then after recollection, sit not thou in the company of those who do wrong.

      9:65-66. If thou dost question them, they declare (with emphasis): “We were only talking idly and in play.” Say: “Was it at Allah, and His Signs, and His Messenger, that ye were mocking?” Make ye no excuses: ye have rejected Faith after ye had accepted it. If We pardon some of you, We will punish others amongst you, for that they are in sin.

      31:6. But there are, among men, those who purchase idle tales, without knowledge (or meaning), to mislead (men) from the Path of Allah and throw ridicule (on the Path): for such there will be a Humiliating Penalty.

    47. Al-Hack — on 13th November, 2005 at 3:22 am  

      Not really Jamal. This is not a joke about the religion, it is using cultural and religious aspects to say something funny. Making a joke about the Prophet (pbuh) and other aspects would be offensive, but not this.

      Plus, I really do not agree that just because some find it offensive, then it should be deleted. Why should certain people get to dictate what others see? If you find it offensive, don’t look at it.

    48. Sajn — on 13th November, 2005 at 1:37 pm  

      I don’t have a problem with the pick up lines (indeed some of them are very funny) but I don’t think anyone has or should have carte blanche to make jokes about whatever they want to without considering the offence it may cause. Case in point is #45 which in my opinion is just offensive and has racist overtones.

    49. Mr Singh — on 29th December, 2005 at 1:32 pm  

      look i find da muslim jokes hilarious and i fink itz a good piss take n like Al-Hack sed if u dnt like it dnt look at it. I am a sikh and i found the #44 joke funny and i would like 2 c more sikh jokes!!!!

      Wat do u call a good looking paki?

      Asif

      HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

    50. Suhail Kazi — on 9th January, 2006 at 4:47 am  

      Someone asked whether all Muslims find it funny? Well increase your counter by one and I can pretty much say, most of my friends will find it funny too. I admit compared to other religions, Muslims have more jamaals..and this needs to change. I agree with Al-Hack there is a difference in these harmless jokes and the ones reeking of racism or cheapshots at stereotypes.
      Infact, looking at the current Islamophobic scenario..I’d go as far as to say that it’s required of the Muslim community that there is more interaction with other communities and humour definitely ranks high up on the list of things to achieve that.
      If Muslims around the world want to educate the Islamophobes…that not all of us are jehadis with a bomb around our belts..then I think having more standup comedians will go a long way in doing that. Imagine what a Muslim version of Seinfeld could do towards that end.

      Too sad such a funny thread got diverted into religion. I came here (via SM) to comment that I found it quite hilarious. Keep it up Al-Hack. I am digging it.

    51. ani — on 22nd January, 2006 at 8:31 pm  

      okay..i love this one..i dont care how offensive you people think it is.. because it isn’t..people who think its offensive..you dont know anything about your religion

      “jihad me at hello…”-i loev this one

      and i used this other one on this kid i know..and he gave into it like what where when?…and then i drove it home
      this one
      “do you wanna date? …..because i just brought a pack back from mecca…:D”

    52. naderman — on 18th March, 2006 at 8:57 pm  

      OK, well first off I find these pretty funny, and I am Muslim. They are funny, and should be understood as simply a joke that incorporates aspects of religion and culture. It should not imply that Muslims should “use” these pick up lines. Obviously thats a bit ridiculous, and I don’t believe that is implied at all. These are just jokes.

      That being said, if it does offend someone, as a Muslim, it should be a duty to clarify the intention and express some type of apology. As it was certainly not your intention to harm anyone, you should explain that and apologize for doing so. Things we do may hurt people, but saying simply that we didn’t mean to, so its ok isn’t enough. There should be some expression of remorse for inflicting harm, regardless of whether or not you believe anyone should be offended. Thats simply my opinion, and I believe it to be the most Islamic course of action.

      Also, there is certainly a difference between religious jokes and cultural/ethnic jokes. Providing the jokes are not in any manner viscious, cultural/ethnic jokes are ok, and laughing is good. Smiling is a mercy in Islam. Religious jokes, however, do show a great degree of disrespect to followers of religion. Making jokes about the doctrines or basic beliefs of Islam, Hindiusm, Sikhism, etc. should not be tolerated. And so far all the jokes mentioned “about” Sikhism were cultural rather than religious.

      I strongly disagree with fotzepolitic’s comments/opinions mentioned in #39. Making fun of religions is rather inappropriate, just because you don’t believe in a specific religion, doesn’t mean that it is fine to ridicule the beliefs of those that base their lives on those beliefs. It is inappropriate to mock religions. It is even inappropriate to mock the beliefs of athiests or agnostics. We can disagree, but mocking beliefs that govern the lives of others is disrespectful. Some may think that being disrespectful is fine. Well thats up to you, but I don’t think that being offended by jokes about religion is wrong or outrageous, which seems to be the general sentiment.

      Also, I would be pretty offended by a Monty Python movie “The Life of Muhammad” (saw). I don’t think I’m the only one…

      Oh, and by the way, this is awesome:

      “Would you like to help me wake up for fajr?” *wink* *wink* Vhat you say baby??

      Also #1 is nice…girls find it cute….yeah I gotta steal that one.

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