Zionists continue to take control of nature


by Rumbold
7th January, 2011 at 9:53 am    

Everybody knows that Jews control the world. Until recently, this control was thought to merely relate to the banks, governments and other global corporations. Recent discoveries have however led to the realisation that the Jews are increasingly taking control of other species. First we had the Iranian revelation that Paul the octopus was a Western propaganda agent. Then came the unmasking of a Mossad shark, dispatched to Egyptian waters to damage their tourist trade. Even neutral observers knew there was something fishy going on. Now the latest Zionist creature to be caught is a vulture dispatched by Israeli security forces. The creature, tagged as a part of a experiment by Tel Aviv University to track its flight (hence the Tel Aviv University stamp on the tracker) was rumoured to be an undercover agent for Mossad after being arrested by the Saudi Arabians. The vulture was spotted after Saudi forces noted a bird with a skull cap. Undeterred by this setback, the head of Mossad promised to unleash more creatures on anti-Zionists:


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  1. Boyo — on 7th January, 2011 at 10:02 am  

    Heh-heh.

    It’s funny but sad too. A certain mindset that appears to cross ethnic and sect lines – the omnipotence of Israel (and the West). Even nature is at their command.

    It seems to those of a certain mindset that all who are not Muslims are “becoming” Jews now…. these are the new Protocols.

  2. Kismet Hardy — on 7th January, 2011 at 10:04 am  

    The jews have been at this for centuries. Prostitution came about because of the agrat bat mahlat, the wretched succubi. The shape-shifting Dybbuk introduced suicide to the world. They also started the world’s first floods thanks to the original big bird Bar Juchne. And don’t even get me started on the hell’s gatekeeper sea monster Leviathan or the Behemoth, who’s always the hardest to beat on any computer game in which he appears. Inhuman the lot of them.

  3. cjcjc — on 7th January, 2011 at 11:35 am  

    Very good.

    Unfortunately far too many people seem to believe the stuff before you get to the animal control.

  4. Jemmy Hope — on 7th January, 2011 at 2:06 pm  

    “I urge you to look closer at the story about the alleged spy-vulture. As far as I can find out, the original reports from Saudi media says NOTHING about the bird being in the custody of the Saudi security forces nor that they suspect it of having been trained by Mossad. It was just some villagers who got scared by the big bird with the weird transmitter, caught it and handed it over to the authorities (unspecified). All the rest is only to be found in the report from the rightwing Israeli paper Maariv which started the flood-wave of reports in Western media, all saying that Saudi intelligence has arrested a vulture on charges of espionage (or more plainly speaking: once again the stupid, anti-Semitic Arabs makes up wild claims). This story needs to be rebuked.”
    http://angryarab.blogspot.com/2011/01/lies-of-israeli-media-story-of-mossad.html

  5. Cynical/Realist? — on 7th January, 2011 at 3:01 pm  

    The reports of these stories in the Western press are clearly writeen to do exactly the same as I’madinnerjacket was doing – specifically, ‘look at how silly and weird these forigners are, they aren’t as clever as us you know’.

    There’s no way Ahmadinejad actually thinks Westerners really are in thrall to the predictions of an Octopus. But its too good propaganda to refuse than to try and claim to his people we do.

    Ditto with the news stories quoted above.

    I’m really sorry though, because this story did make me giggle quite a lot, and I have now just sucked all the fun out of it for myself.

  6. Trofim — on 7th January, 2011 at 4:42 pm  

    Jemmy Hope @ 4:

    “This story needs to be rebuked.”

    You mean you should give the story a good talking to, that is, substitute “story” for “telly” in the name of your blog?

    Note to self: I, Jemmy Hope, must read up on malapropisms.

  7. Sunny — on 7th January, 2011 at 6:36 pm  

    That pic is brilliant

  8. Jemmy Hope — on 7th January, 2011 at 8:21 pm  

    Trofim@6 -
    The words were not mine, I was quoting someone called ‘Rasmus’, whose first language was probably not English. Had you followed the reference you’d kmow that.
    Note to self: I, Trofim, must get the facts right if I don’t want to look like a prize twat.

  9. AbuF — on 8th January, 2011 at 12:55 am  

    *Waits resignedly for the likes of Joe90 and Platinum786 to comment that there is no smoke without fire/ Ahmedinejad has a point, y’know/ Jooz run the world, etc., etc., etc.*

  10. Sabir — on 8th January, 2011 at 1:52 am  

    Boyo
    “It seems to those of a certain mindset that all who are not Muslims are “becoming” Jews now…. these are the new Protocols.”

    No the new protocols are the “eurabia ” theory , by an isreali author, that there is a secret Muslim plot to take over Europe.
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurabia

  11. joe90 — on 8th January, 2011 at 2:16 am  

    These silly conspiracy theories and stories divert the focus on the real crimes of the Israeli state against people of palestine.

  12. Sarah AB — on 8th January, 2011 at 7:38 am  

    Sabir – I looked this up and if you are referring to Bat Ye’or she is in fact an Egyptian-born British author – her family fled Egypt in 1957. I’m sure there is something in your ‘Protocols of Mecca’ point though (though I haven’t read this or any other Eurabia books). This is quite a funny analysis of the issue.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/david_aaronovitch/article590235.ece?print=yes

  13. AbuF — on 8th January, 2011 at 7:58 am  

    Joe90 – true to form. What a tosser.

  14. Rumbold — on 8th January, 2011 at 11:00 am  

    Joe90:

    These silly conspiracy theories and stories divert the focus on the real crimes of the Israeli state against people of palestine.

    So the whole thing is in fact a Zionist triple bluff?

  15. KJB — on 8th January, 2011 at 12:06 pm  

    Funny – as was Kismet’s comment – but anti-Semitism depresses me. You’ve perfectly shown up the ludicrous nature of it here.

  16. Jamie — on 8th January, 2011 at 1:57 pm  

    See beyond the author. The 100% verifiable information in this article gives us a flavour of the real situation rather then the bombastic oft routine one-liners that accompany this subject.

    Link

  17. Corey Macy — on 8th January, 2011 at 6:59 pm  

    I’m sure you are using your special brand of humor to make light of those crazy Saudis, but all you are doing is using a phony news story to perpetuate Saudi stereotypes. The Saudi online newspaper Al Weeam first reported about the vulture, but never once mentioned the vulture was a Mossad spy. A few Saudi readers made jokes about it in the comment thread, but no Saudi media reported bird was an Israeli spy. In fact, the Israeli publication Maariv first reported that Saudi authorities “arrested” the bird as a Mossad spy. Then other Israeli newspapers followed until finally the British and U.S. media got a hold of the “story.” If you read any of the Israeli or Western news reports, none cite sources or provide attribution that Saudi authorities believe the bird was a spy. Some quote Al Weeam, but Al Weeam never reported such a thing. You, however, think it’s funny and deserve some space. It’s just another myth that you help contrive to make it a fact.

  18. AbuF — on 8th January, 2011 at 7:42 pm  

    I would recommend that “Corey Macey” and other apologists of the Saudi religious fascists actually read the report at al-Wi’aam before they comment any further – especially the deranged, anti-semitic comments that follow the news report:

    Here (for those with Arabic):

    http://alweeam.com/2011/01/07/%d8%a7%d9%84%d8%aa%d8%b3%d8%a7%d9%85%d8%ad-%d9%8a%d8%ac%d9%85%d8%b9-%d8%a8%d8%b7%d9%88%d9%84%d8%aa%d9%8a-%d8%a7%d9%84%d8%b4%d8%a8%d8%a7%d8%a8-%d9%88%d8%a7%d9%84%d9%86%d8%a7%d8%b4%d8%a6%d9%8a%d9%86/

  19. AbuF — on 8th January, 2011 at 7:53 pm  

    Rumbold

    So the whole thing is in fact a Zionist triple bluff?

    Of course it is, silly!!

    Don’t you know that absolutely everything and anything that happens across the galaxy is the fault of the Jooz???

  20. AbuF — on 8th January, 2011 at 7:54 pm  

    The Islamist and more generally anti-Semitic mind-set is terrific in its loopiness:

    If the story is true… then it is the fault of the Jews;

    If the story is false… then it is the fault of the Jews.

  21. fred — on 8th January, 2011 at 8:13 pm  

    The Zionist and more generally anti-Muslim mind-set is terrific in its loopiness:

    If the story is true… then it is the fault of the Muslims;

    If the story is false… then it is the fault of the Muslims

  22. AbuF — on 8th January, 2011 at 8:35 pm  

    Wow, there’s clever, Fred… but epic FAIL.

    Unfortunately for fred, the evidence of the posts on this very thread might suggest that it is the Islamists and their apologists who have a near monopoly on conspiracy theories driven by an animal hatred of other people…

  23. AbuF — on 8th January, 2011 at 8:37 pm  

    Note well how fred deftly avoids the fact that the claims by “corey macey” (and other MPACuk sockpuppets) are entirely demolished by actually *reading* the news items in the Saudi press…

    but let’s not *facts* intervene in another “anti-Zionist” paranoid conspiracy fest…

  24. Corey Macy — on 8th January, 2011 at 9:56 pm  

    You might actually want to read through the comment, AbuF, before posting. I was commenting on the original Al Weeam news reports when the story first broke, which I indeed read. My comments did not address yesterday’s comments when the nutters have time to come out and spew crap. I simply pointed out that the Saudis did not start the Mossad spy rumors. That came from other publications outside of Saudi Arabia. Now how is that being an apologist? It’s a comment on phony reporting.

  25. AbuF — on 9th January, 2011 at 12:27 am  

    I was also commenting on the original al-Wi’aam report, Corey Macey.

    I note that the al-Wi’aam report cites CNN as a source. That CNN source reports al-Wi’aam as its source. A check on that orginal al-Wi’aam report confirms the notion that it was the Saudi press that first reported the story.

    You might also be interested to learn that even the Sudanese Arabic-language press is giggling about the depressing tendency of the Saudi press to resort to such ludicrous, paranoid conspiracy.

    The Mossad spy rumours were indeed started by the Saudi press; however that is to detract from the intentions of your initial comment here which was to defend the Saudi clerical fascists against the accusation that they were… cough… indeed clerical fascist nutters.

    Out.

  26. joe90 — on 9th January, 2011 at 10:14 am  

    post #14

    these silly stories do not help the palestinian cause they are from the arab media or individuals and are a diversion rather than a help.

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